~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kathyisgr65]

Is the first person to ever have completed the massive pie eating challenge at their local diner.

Is allergic to pie

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is allergic to pie

But just pie? Not euphemism pie?

She works at a soup kitchen but over cooks the soup every time. No soup for her.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

But just pie? Not euphemism pie?

She works at a soup kitchen but over cooks the soup every time. No soup for her.

starred in the Seinfeld episode about the soup nazi

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

starred in the Seinfeld episode about the soup nazi

Discovered if you use two halos....they can be used as restraints.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

starred in the Seinfeld episode about the soup nazi

I am soup customer number two. I’m doing autographs at an extras convention in a town near you.

She wanted to be in professional wrestling but kept pricking people with three pins. Huh.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has not been waiting to tell a baseless lie for more than 24 hours.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Favorite place they stayed was with Club Fed.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Favorite place they stayed was with Club Fed.

Learned to drive watching someone’s kid play with Hot Wheels. Already has his license revoked.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Is the one who taught me how to drive.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I owed you since you

Taught me the best way to jump a motorcycle over a ravine. My bones are almost healed.

 

[EctoJohn]

I owed you since you

Taught me the best way to jump a motorcycle over a ravine. My bones are almost healed.

Once tried to set a stone statue on fire after getting in a drunken argument with it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once tried to set a stone statue on fire after getting in a drunken argument with it.

Wants to be an attorney but can’t pass the bar …




Without going inside and running up a tab, first.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Wants to be an attorney but can’t pass the bar …




Without going inside and running up a tab, first.

Randomly flips the bird at inanimate objects

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Randomly flips the bird at inanimate objects

Thinks that flipping the bird is when you quickly switch from missionary to doggie.

Actually … that’s not bad. Maybe it should be.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t know magic and at a show just flipped off the entire audience and saying “and two birds appear out of nowhere…” He’s banned from doing “magic shows” again.

 

[EctoJohn]

Doesn’t know magic and at a show just flipped off the entire audience and saying “and two birds appear out of nowhere…” He’s banned from doing “magic shows” again.

His favorite song ever is a disco remix version of "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

His favorite song ever is a disco remix version of "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

His favorite song ever is a half dubstep, half metal remix of "somewhere over the rainbow"

 

[AlwaysDancing]

His favorite song ever is a half dubstep, half metal remix of "somewhere over the rainbow"

When I think of dubstep, I think of old kung fu movies that were poorly dubbed and the sound effects for the punching and kicking didn’t line up.

Which reminds me:

He once attacked a kung fu monk with his own invented half-baked potato style of king fu.

In the end.

He was mashed.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

When I think of dubstep, I think of old kung fu movies that were poorly dubbed and the sound effects for the punching and kicking didn’t line up.

Which reminds me:

He once attacked a kung fu monk with his own invented half-baked potato style of king fu.

In the end.

He was mashed.

Is a master of capoeira, which is why he never stops dancing. Might actually be the pokymans hitmontop

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is a master of capoeira, which is why he never stops dancing. Might actually be the pokymans hitmontop

And your ball can’t catch me.

Wait …

He lost his keys one day. They’re still in the ignition but he hasn’t checked there yet. All these years later ……….

 

[kathyisgr65]

And your ball can’t catch me.

Wait …

He lost his keys one day. They’re still in the ignition but he hasn’t checked there yet. All these years later ……….

Has never danced a day in his life..

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has never danced a day in his life..

Two can play at this game.

“Has never smoked pot a day in her life.”

 

[EctoJohn]

Two can play at this game.

“Has never smoked pot a day in her life.”

Prefers to sleep naked, but only on top of a pile of hay.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Prefers to sleep naked, but only on top of a pile of hay.

Secretly wished he was that pile of hay

 

[EctoJohn]

Secretly wished he was that pile of hay

Wishes she lived with me in a nudist colony.