~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Drives a yugo with a 350 in it

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Drives a yugo with a 350 in it

Way better than my moped.

Went to the highest local mountain peak and jumped off to say that he was brave.

Later cried to learn that a speed bump does not count.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Way better than my moped.

Went to the highest local mountain peak and jumped off to say that he was brave.

Later cried to learn that a speed bump does not count.

That would be the highest mountain round these parts.
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Likes living on the edge, rides around town without that flag on the back of his moped

 

[MedicalMuse]

That would be the highest mountain round these parts.
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Likes living on the edge, rides around town without that flag on the back of his moped

Does not own a cowboy hat or boots

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Does not own a cowboy hat or boots

Wears crocs everywhere

 

[AlwaysDancing]

That would be the highest mountain round these parts.
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Likes living on the edge, rides around town without that flag on the back of his moped

That’s not true. I use the flag to joust with other moped riders.

He likes to say “wanna tilt lances” as an incompetent pick up line.

Does not own a cowboy hat or boots

Once wore a Betty Boop costume to a stranger’s funeral and draped herself over the coffin screaming “Why, Frankie!? Why!?”

The stranger’s name was Francis so … she was close.

 

[SimonSex]

Actually enjoys the turkey drumsticks at Renaissance festivals, singing:
“ ‘ En-er-y the 8th, I am, I am, I’m ‘En-er-y the 8th I am!”

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Actually enjoys the turkey drumsticks at Renaissance festivals, singing:
“ ‘ En-er-y the 8th, I am, I am, I’m ‘En-er-y the 8th I am!”

We dueled each other at the renaissance festival … yes with turkey drumsticks.

He claimed to be Henry the VIII, and with my honor thusly impugned, it was of grandest importance that I pummeled his countenance into the likeness of a freshly pocked rooting hog.

But he was really fast with that turkey and I lost that fight hard.

All hail SimonSex aka Henry the VIII

 

[Taegul]

He was on that Undercover Boss show. His boss went undercover and she spent the workday with AD until they locked themselves in a broom closet and had the most uncomfortable sex of their lives. She ended up giving him a raise after he gave her his raise about a dozen times. It was the most popular episode to air ever.

 

[EctoJohn]

He was on that Undercover Boss show. His boss went undercover and she spent the workday with AD until they locked themselves in a broom closet and had the most uncomfortable sex of their lives. She ended up giving him a raise after he gave her his raise about a dozen times. It was the most popular episode to air ever.

Created the first ever drone capable of playing Street Fighter 2.

 

[Taegul]

He doesn't really care if you cross the streams or not. Just keep your ectoplasm away from him.

 

[EctoJohn]

He doesn't really care if you cross the streams or not. Just keep your ectoplasm away from him.

Once tried to teach a seagull to sing Christmas carols.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once tried to teach a seagull to sing Christmas carols.

Lost a chess match with a pigeon

 

[Taegul]

He knows 14 different languages but prefers to communicate with sign language. Specifically, the middle finger.

 

[SimonSex]

Wrestles with his inner child and loses every time.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wrestles with his inner child and loses every time.

Wrestles with John Cena, but you can’t see him. It’s fight club all over again.

 

[SimonSex]

Talks about Fight Club. Tsk Tsk.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Talks about Fight Club. Tsk Tsk.

I like to think about it as the play by play commentary.

Joined a debate club to debate with his fists. He hopes to one day be good enough to do just plain ole boxing

 

[SimonSex]

Had the misfortune of being in London on December 26 and mistaking the nature of that holiday. He was released the following day on his own recognisance.

 

[EctoJohn]

Had the misfortune of being in London on December 26 and mistaking the nature of that holiday. He was released the following day on his own recognisance.

Prefers to sleep on the floor.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Tried to sleep with the floor

 

[SimonSex]

Tried to sleep with the floor

Succeeded

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is jealous of the floor now

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is jealous of the floor now

It was a wooden floor. Very knotty.

He sneezed so hard once that the meatball rolled off spaghetti, off the table … over the floor that he fucked and right out the door.

He realized it was the making of a hit song.

Living off the royalties ever since.

 

[cactusjack0584]

It was a wooden floor. Very knotty.

He sneezed so hard once that the meatball rolled off spaghetti, off the table … over the floor that he fucked and right out the door.

He realized it was the making of a hit song.

Living off the royalties ever since.

Was there and ate the meatball off the floor