~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Was there and ate the meatball off the floor

So tasty. I can’t believe you won’t tell me the secret ingredient….

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He learned the Peter Parker dance from Spider-Man 3 to pick up chicks.

 

[cactusjack0584]

So tasty. I can’t believe you won’t tell me the secret ingredient….

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He learned the Peter Parker dance from Spider-Man 3 to pick up chicks.

Begged me to teach him the same dance but could only pick up women above the age of 74.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Begged me to teach him the same dance but could only pick up women above the age of 74.

Dances with three left feet

 

[Mewalkabout]

Dances with three left feet

Tries to dance with thier shadow

 

[Illnevertell79]

Tries to dance with thier shadow

Thinks they are my shadow

 

[Mewalkabout]

Thinks they are my shadow

Doesn't understand where I go once the sun goes down

 

[Illnevertell79]

Doesn't understand where I go once the sun goes down

Or why you are so tall in the mornings... lol

Crashes weddings for crab ragoon rolls

 

[Mewalkabout]

Or why you are so tall in the mornings... lol

Crashes weddings for crab ragoon rolls

Not a lie, I would!

Asks Santa for Easter candy

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Not a lie, I would!

Asks Santa for Easter candy

Roasted the Easter bunny … cried when there was no chocolate interior.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Eats the ears off of chocolate rabbits and throws the rest away.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Eats the ears off of chocolate rabbits and throws the rest away.

That reminds me of a story …

Scavengers for earless chocolate bunnies.

 

[EctoJohn]

That reminds me of a story …

Scavengers for earless chocolate bunnies.

Tries to use "the little horsey pieces" in checkers.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Tries to use "the little horsey pieces" in checkers.

Flips the gameboard when he loses in checkers

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tries to use "the little horsey pieces" in checkers.

I do. I’m all … “King this, motherfucker!”

Cheats at the game of Sorry

And doesn’t even apologize.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Won Chinese Checkers Championship at the local Moose Lodge

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Won Chinese Checkers Championship at the local Moose Lodge

When are you coming over to admire my trophy?

She once dropped an ancient statue in the floor in the middle of the museum. She shouted “run! Before the evil slut spirit possesses you!”

Nobody ran.

 

[Illnevertell79]

When are you coming over to admire my trophy?

She once dropped an ancient statue in the floor in the middle of the museum. She shouted “run! Before the evil slut spirit possesses you!”

Nobody ran.

Is so afraid of getting a cavity he brushes and flosses after just talking dirty

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is so afraid of getting a cavity he brushes and flosses after just talking dirty

Will definitely tell

 

[SimonSex]

Is so afraid of getting a cavity he brushes and flosses after just talking dirty

Define cavity.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is so afraid of getting a cavity he brushes and flosses after just talking dirty

Clever girl.

Will definitely tell

Tells everyone her poker hand so she can strip faster.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Dances in his speedos down at the local retirement community on Saturday night

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Dances in his speedos down at the local retirement community on Saturday night

With reflective tape… for safety in the dance walk home.

Goes to the dance on Sunday night so she can dance like nobody’s watching

 

[Illnevertell79]

With reflective tape… for safety in the dance walk home.

Goes to the dance on Sunday night so she can dance like nobody’s watching

Sits in the said bushes with binoculars

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sits in the said bushes with binoculars

Dammit. Was it the reflective tape that gave me away?

She danced extra hard thinking there was someone in the bushes’

 

[kathyisgr65]

With reflective tape… for safety in the dance walk home.

Goes to the dance on Sunday night so she can dance like nobody’s watching

(The safety dance is in my head now ty)