~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Illnevertell79]

Dammit. Was it the reflective tape that gave me away?

She danced extra hard thinking there was someone in the bushes’

Just released a whole soundboard of different moans he recorded in a bush

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Just released a whole soundboard of different moans he recorded in a bush

Stay tuned for Bush Moans: The sequel

Catches fireflies to put in a jar to wear as a hat to lighten her mind.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Stay tuned for Bush Moans: The sequel

Catches fireflies to put in a jar to wear as a hat to lighten her mind.

Carries crayons and mouthwash so he can rinse his mouth after licking the windows

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Carries crayons and mouthwash so he can rinse his mouth after licking the windows

Doesn’t understand why you go to jail for putting a little salt on a battery.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Doesn’t understand why you go to jail for putting a little salt on a battery.

Lucks the apples at the grocery store

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Lucks the apples at the grocery store

Thinks that an angel gets its wings every time someone makes a typo.

No wonder they all have like seventeen wings

 

[Illnevertell79]

Thinks that an angel gets its wings every time someone makes a typo.

No wonder they all have like seventeen wings

Is actually two midgets in an overcoat

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is actually two midgets in an overcoat

You’d think I’d be in more threesomes.

Used to wear bathrobes all the time … but now finds baths are better without them.

 

[cactusjack0584]

You’d think I’d be in more threesomes.

Used to wear bathrobes all the time … but now finds baths are better without them.

Only takes ice baths

 

[Illnevertell79]

You’d think I’d be in more threesomes.

Used to wear bathrobes all the time … but now finds baths are better without them.

Writes and distributes Ronald Reagan fan-fiction, bi-weekly

 

[Illnevertell79]

Only takes ice baths

Once dropped an acid tab and jumped down a sewer into a sewer after playing Super Mario

 

[cactusjack0584]

Once dropped an acid tab and jumped down a sewer into a sewer after playing Super Mario

Uses her tongue like Yoshi

 

[Illnevertell79]

Uses her tongue like Yoshi

It says lies, Sir

Is actually the one who let the dogs out

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Writes and distributes Ronald Reagan fan-fiction, bi-weekly

In the bath, she reads Regan Fan fics outloud … trying to make it into a Hamilton style play. It’s gonna be great!!

 

[Illnevertell79]

In the bath, she reads Regan Fan fics outloud … trying to make it into a Hamilton style play. It’s gonna be great!!

Owns every Miley Cyrus CD

 

[cactusjack0584]

Owns every Miley Cyrus CD

Owns every Celine Dion cd and sings them at full volume in the shower

 

[Illnevertell79]

Owns every Celine Dion cd and sings them at full volume in the shower

Stands outside my bathroom window when I'm taking a shower with a box of Kleenex because he can't control his emotions

 

[cactusjack0584]

Stands outside my bathroom window when I'm taking a shower with a box of Kleenex because he can't control his emotions

That’s what you thought the Kleenex was for….

Showers A LOT, I assume to practice her singing?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Stands outside my bathroom window when I'm taking a shower with a box of Kleenex because he can't control his emotions

Near. Far. Where
Ever you are … you need Kleenex when I singgggg

That’s what you thought the Kleenex was for….

Showers A LOT, I assume to practice her singing?

Ran out of Kleenex and just used his socks. It’s amazing how stiff and straight they are

 

[Illnevertell79]

That’s what you thought the Kleenex was for….

Showers A LOT, I assume to practice her singing?

Owns stock in Kleenex because he has severe allergy issues.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Owns stock in Kleenex because he has severe allergy issues.

Wears panties...for the sole purpose of slipping them into strangers pockets

 

[Illnevertell79]

Wears panties...for the sole purpose of slipping them into strangers pockets

Doesn't wear panties and only wear shoes of chrome

 

[SimonSex]

Could have paid more attention to all of those coupons saving $1.26 in groceries this month.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Could have paid more attention to all of those coupons saving $1.26 in groceries this month.

Uses those savings for a new Keychain

 

[HollyS]

Uses those savings for a new Keychain

Rarely walks anywhere. Has a moped for any trips over 20 ft.