~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Mewalkabout]

Rarely walks anywhere. Has a moped for any trips over 20 ft.

Walks backwards into rooms so people notice ass first

 

[HollyS]

Walks backwards into rooms so people notice ass first

Complimented my ass before even introducing himself.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Complimented my ass before even introducing himself.

Used esp to tell me thier ass is worth it

 

[SimonSex]

Complimented my ass before even introducing himself.

Even the finest ass has to poop at some point.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Complimented my ass before even introducing himself.

Everybody knows to compliment the eyes first

Likes to line dance with crayons way outside the lines

 

[Illnevertell79]

Everybody knows to compliment the eyes first

Likes to line dance with crayons way outside the lines

Cuddles up with a scooby doo plushie at bedtime

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Cuddles up with a scooby doo plushie at bedtime

zoinks! You promised not to tell

She is still choosing which Pokémon to use.

 

[Illnevertell79]

zoinks! You promised not to tell

She is still choosing which Pokémon to use.

That's way after my time...

Listens to Nobody by Keith Sweatt on repeat on long car rides

 

[AlwaysDancing]

That's way after my time...

Listens to Nobody by Keith Sweatt on repeat on long car rides

Mine too

And this is a horrible baseless lie.

Am I listening to nobody? Or Keith sweatt?

She takes long car rides to figure out who to listen to.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Mine too

And this is a horrible baseless lie.

Am I listening to nobody? Or Keith sweatt?

She takes long car rides to figure out who to listen to.

He sings that song... lmao...

Still listening to 8 tracks in his Pinto

 

[HollyS]

He sings that song... lmao...

Still listening to 8 tracks in his Pinto

Sold him the Pinto. And the 8 track!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He sings that song... lmao...

Still listening to 8 tracks in his Pinto

Thinks that Grease 2 is the better Grease. Might not be wrong.

 

[HollyS]

Even the finest ass has to poop at some point.

Not a lie! Not even baseless.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Sold him the Pinto. And the 8 track!

Facts...

Hid in the hatchback of the pinto so she could hit the road too

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sold him the Pinto. And the 8 track!

Comes over Saturday nights for a pinto tailgate jam session

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Facts...

Hid in the hatchback of the pinto so she could hit the road too

Fun fact: if she hides voluntarily, it’s not called kidnapping.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Comes over Saturday nights for a pinto tailgate jam

Holds car shows in his backyard for all the Pinto Association of America

 

[HollyS]

Comes over Saturday nights for a pinto tailgate jam session

Always asks me to bring the Keith Sweat 8 track to dance to.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Holds car shows in his backyard for all the Pinto Association of America

PAA forever!!

Always asks me to bring the Keith Sweat 8 track to dance to.

Lives to get sweaty to sweatt

 

[HollyS]

PAA forever!!

Lives to get sweaty to sweatt

Challenged me to a dance off. Only @Illnevertell79 knows who won, but she'll never tell.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Challenged me to a dance off. Only @Illnevertell79 knows who won, but she'll never tell.

So between you and I, we don’t know either. That’s … such a tease.

Trains rigorously every day for the Connect 4 tournament. She can almost now get three in a row.

 

[Illnevertell79]

Challenged me to a dance off. Only @Illnevertell79 knows who won, but she'll never tell.

Or will she...

Danced her panties off using no hands...

 

[HollyS]

Or will she...

Danced her panties off using no hands...

Taught me that trick!

 

[Illnevertell79]

So between you and I, we don’t know either. That’s … such a tease.

Trains rigorously every day for the Connect 4 tournament. She can almost now get three in a row.

Was the waterboy for the WWE RAE...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Danced her panties off using no hands...

That would win the dance off. Just saying.

Eats unpopped pop corn and then goes to the sauna to feel it pop way deep inside her.