~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Knows 17 ways to kill a man strictly using his own foreskin.

Tried that in Israel

 

[kathyisgr65]

Tried that in Israel

Can't find tx on the map

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Can't find tx on the map

Thinks the capitol of TX is Houston

 

[kathyisgr65]

Thinks the capitol of TX is Houston

Is the one who told me that

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is the one who told me that

She was stoned when I told her it was Austin

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She was stoned when I told her it was Austin

Thinks “getting stoned” has something to do with rocks, punishment and th town square. It seems like a ridiculous way to get high.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks “getting stoned” has something to do with rocks, punishment and th town square. It seems like a ridiculous way to get high.

Doesn't think he is high until he starts dancing on the ceiling

 

[EctoJohn]

Doesn't think he is high until he starts dancing on the ceiling

Originally only spoke Dutch, but has since forgotten it.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Doesn't think he is high until he starts dancing on the ceiling

Oh what a feeling …

Had a fetish for the Flinstones and “yabba dabba doos” his orgasms.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh what a feeling …

Had a fetish for the Flinstones and “yabba dabba doos” his orgasms.

Bam bam is his guy

 

[AlexBailey]

Bam bam is his guy

Wants people to call them The Grand Poobah

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wants people to call them The Grand Poobah

They dislike teasing us

 

[AlexBailey]

They dislike teasing us

Always exaggerates a southern accent because someone told them it’s sexy.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Always exaggerates a southern accent because someone told them it’s sexy.

Is shy and modest... afraid of revealing too much about themselves

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Is shy and modest... afraid of revealing too much about themselves

The most boring Canadian I know

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The most boring Canadian I know

He likes his mounties a bit too much

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

He likes his mounties a bit too much

Is a mw midget woman

 

[AlexBailey]

Is a mw midget woman

Had nightmares the first time he hear the term “trouser snake” because he was afraid of competition from a reptile.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Had nightmares the first time he hear the term “trouser snake” because he was afraid of competition from a reptile.

Spends all day worrying if their lingerie matches

 

[Mewalkabout]

Spends all day worrying if their lingerie matches

Plays battleship in the bathtub

 

[AlexBailey]

Plays battleship in the bathtub

Pours over old Disney movies trying to piece together clues about the illuminati.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Pours over old Disney movies trying to piece together clues about the illuminati.

Still plays black sabbath records backwards searching for the answer

 

[AlexBailey]

Still plays black sabbath records backwards searching for the answer

Didn’t think fairies really wore boots until he met me.

 

[Deleted member 1178772]

Didn’t think fairies really wore boots until he met me.

Wants to own an anaconda

 

[AlexBailey]

Wants to own an anaconda

Too big for his own good - his blood pressure falls and he gets lightheaded whenever he gets aroused.