~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

his favorite shirt to wear is drink til he's cute..

She loses her shirt every time she drinks

 

[kathyisgr65]

She loses her shirt every time she drinks

(Supposed to be a lie..)

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Username is one big typo. Should read Kathy is Gay!

(Supposed to be a lie..)

 

[kathyisgr65]

Username is one big typo. Should read Kathy is Gay!

Really a horrible nudist..only lovely when trying to get laid

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Really a horrible nudist..only lovely when trying to get laid

Tried to sleep with me, seduction didn’t work

 

[Wriggle]

Tried to sleep with me, seduction didn’t work

Is NOT a french spy.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is NOT a french spy.

sssshhhhh

 

[EctoJohn]

sssshhhhh

Gets jealous of fire hydrants whenever there's a fire because they want to be used by fire fighters that badly.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Gets jealous of fire hydrants whenever there's a fire because they want to be used by fire fighters that badly.

Likes to watch hydrants spray on people, pretends they came hard

 

[SimonSex]

Protects a sourdough starter that is older than they are

 

[Coyote100]

Wanted to be bigger tourist attraction than Stonehenge but failed miserably.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wanted to be bigger tourist attraction than Stonehenge but failed miserably.

He stands in the tallest stone of Stone Henge shouting to the heavens. Why? Something's about getting his $2 back from some aliens.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He stands in the tallest stone of Stone Henge shouting to the heavens. Why? Something's about getting his $2 back from some aliens.

He thinks a conundrum is a musical instrument.

 

[EctoJohn]

He thinks a conundrum is a musical instrument.

Is related to the first person to eat pretzels with beer cheese.

 

[SimonSex]

Really likes the “Juan with everything” hotdog vendor joke.

 

[EctoJohn]

Went to Montreal to learn how to speak Swahili.

 

[SmokingFap]

Smells like patchouli in a Waffle House dumpster.

 

[EctoJohn]

Practices Pickle Ball in the nude.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Does unspeakable things to pickle balls… also while nude….

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a personal problem against Amarillo, Texas. Nobody knows why.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a personal problem with yellow

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a personal problem with yellow

That's because I was a Green Lantern.

Jack once stole all the scissors from his local barber shop because he was determined to figure out the proper way to cut a rug.

 

[SmokingFap]

Thinks Mount St. Helens is a directive, not a place.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Thinks Mount St. Helens is a directive, not a place.

Wants to be the Marlboro Man.

 

[SmokingFap]

Wants to be the Marlboro Man.

Loves spiders, but is scared of puppies.