~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Mewalkabout]

Too big for his own good - his blood pressure falls and he gets lightheaded whenever he gets aroused.

Once kicked a jack o latern for looks at them funny

 

[Illnevertell79]

Once kicked a jack o latern for looks at them funny

Has a storage room full of Jack O Lanterns that look just like him

 

[Mewalkabout]

Has a storage room full of Jack O Lanterns that look just like him

Refuses to drive without listening to the Wiggles

 

[Coyote100]

He is the dark Robin Hood in that he steals from the poor and gives to the rich.

 

[EctoJohn]

He is the dark Robin Hood in that he steals from the poor and gives to the rich.

Prefers to only listen to music that's longer than 10 minutes.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Prefers to only listen to music that's longer than 10 minutes.

Likes to lick stamps

 

[cactusjack0584]

Uses duct tape to manscape

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Uses duct tape to manscape

He owns every Taylor Swift album and listens to them on repeat

 

[Mewalkabout]

He owns every Taylor Swift album and listens to them on repeat

Only will listen to bagpipes music while having sex

 

[sexymanfun]

Professional snake handler trained by none other than the late great Steve Irwin.

 

[EctoJohn]

Professional snake handler trained by none other than the late great Steve Irwin.

Their entire wardrobe is inspired by Weird Al Yankovic.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Their entire wardrobe is inspired by Weird Al Yankovic.

He has a homemade hedron collider in his basement

 

[EctoJohn]

He has a homemade hedron collider in his basement

Of course that's a lie, it's a hadron collider.

 

[sexymanfun]

Definitely loves smashing at high energies regardless with a hard on collider

 

[MindYaBitness]

Of course that's a lie, it's a hadron collider.

Damn autocorrect!

 

[smtst5]

Shamelessly blames auto correct

 

[sexymanfun]

Secretly prefers bourbon

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Secretly prefers bourbon

Shockingly isn't a man.... OR any sorts of fun

 

[sexymanfun]

Shockingly isn't a man.... OR any sorts of fun

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Former 2nd place Kentucky derby finalist

 

[cactusjack0584]

Shockingly isn't a man.... OR any sorts of fun

Loves to watch lion king on repeat… not sure why?

 

[cactusjack0584]

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Former 2nd place Kentucky derby finalist

Smashes up cool ranch Doritos and snorts them

 

[sexymanfun]

Has an autographed authentic Ben Roethlisberger jock strap

 

[EctoJohn]

Has an autographed authentic Ben Roethlisberger jock strap

His hobby is painting miniature figures of himself.

 

[cactusjack0584]

His hobby is painting miniature figures of himself.

Eats ramen noodles with his bare hands. Anyone who does it otherwise he considers “too fancy”

 

[kathyisgr65]

Eats ramen noodles with his bare hands. Anyone who does it otherwise he considers “too fancy”

his favorite shirt to wear is drink til he's cute..