~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Owns a dildo company that specializes in pleasing your mom.

 

[Jodaily]

Likes playing spin the bottle at his neighborhood block party

 

[Series 6]

Likes playing spin the bottle at his neighborhood block party

Has the world’s largest collection of bottles

 

[Jodaily]

Has the world’s largest collection of bottles

Studies and analyzes the migration habits of the Texan scorpion.

 

[SimonSex]

Built a 12’ toboggan out of popsicle sticks

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Is actually behind the famous game “Simon says”

 

[SimonSex]

Knows the right way to cook bacon in the nude

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Knows the right way to cook bacon in the nude

I actually do, that’s not a lie

 

[SimonSex]

I actually do, that’s not a lie

Fine, then. Not too crispy for me!

 

[EctoJohn]

Once at an entire pizza topped in anchovy paste and horseradish.

 

[Series 6]

Once at an entire pizza topped in anchovy paste and horseradish.

Doesn’t know who Bill Murray is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He loves to fill up a kiddie pool with tortellini and swim in it

 

[Qky75]

He loves to fill up a kiddie pool with tortellini and swim in it

Is one of those terrible criminals who cross the border we all must be afraid of. I mean just look at her. You can tell

 

[Jodaily]

Learned how to style his hair watching the Muppet Show

 

[Qky75]

Learned how to style his hair watching the Muppet Show

Sometimes skips a day.

 

[Jodaily]

Worries about what others may think if he gets outed.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is a girl.. and not a cute one either

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

(I don't haha , I was just being a "muppet" )

Insists all contract disputes be settled via office karaoke battles

Agrees then insists on choosing mumble rap songs

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Refuses to use Excel unless the formulas rhyme

Thinks powerpoint means to emphatically poke someone in the chest with an index finger

 

[Jodaily]

Understandably, believes sudden loss of clothing is his life’s goal. Not a bad thing. In the right company.

 

[HollyS]

Understandably, believes sudden loss of clothing is his life’s goal. Not a bad thing. In the right company.

Volunteers to help all the ladies lose their clothing.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Volunteers to help all the ladies lose their clothing.

Collects all lost clothing and uses it to make blankets for kittens…

 

[HollyS]

Collects all lost clothing and uses it to make blankets for kittens…

Hangs posters telling about the kitten charity.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hangs posters telling about the kitten charity.

Draws penises on the same posters…

 

[HollyS]

Draws penises on the same posters…

Grades my drawings. So far, nothing better than a C-.