~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jodaily]

First job was an ad sign spinner on the corner by his local adult movie theater. Liked it so much he still does it every weekend.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Actually am the mailmans kid

 

[Jodaily]

Parents were married. Just not to each other.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She doesn’t like weed

Actually am the mailmans kid

 

[Jodaily]

Enjoys spending time outside with his weedwhacker.

 

[HollyS]

Thought weedwhacker means a pothead who jerks off constantly.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Thought weedwhacker means a pothead who jerks off constantly.

Likes,to use wine corks as anal plugs

 

[HollyS]

Likes,to use wine corks as anal plugs

Sticks his head out the window while going through the car wash, trying to get that "just waxed" shine.

 

[Gatliss123]

Sticks his head out the window while going through the car wash, trying to get that "just waxed" shine.

Pretends to wash your car, but is actually making it dirtier.

 

[SimonSex]

Eats asparagus daily just to piss off work colleagues with the “if it’s yellow, it’s mellow” bathroom policy

 

[EctoJohn]

Dresses as Megaman every Halloween.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Eats asparagus daily just to piss off work colleagues with the “if it’s yellow, it’s mellow” bathroom policy

Thinks that asparagus is just baby-bamboo.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Haha..is really hung like John Holmes

 

[EctoJohn]

Cross bred a lemon tree with cannabis so she can get really fucking high while sipping lemonade.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Good one to., is a pretty pink merman

 

[EctoJohn]

Created a trading card game based around a romcom story with an ancient Greek anime theme.

 

[Saltfountain]

(I wish I was that cool )

He does indeed, because pretending he created a trading card game is what he does when he checks out his stamp albums

 

[Jodaily]

Loves eating yoghurt because it has that sweet slick consistency he likes

 

[cactusjack0584]

Fantasizes about go-gurt…
He likes squeezing it and seeing it ooze out…
Also is naked while doing it…

 

[Jodaily]

Fantasizes about me fantasizing about gogurt

 

[EctoJohn]

Always wears his favorite hat when he leaves home, his favorite hat being a black and white and green plaid sobrero.

 

[Series 6]

Always wears his favorite hat when he leaves home, his favorite hat being a black and white and green plaid sobrero.

Refers to his penis as the Ecto-blaster.

 

[Jodaily]

Is a voyeur, and loves listening to his neighbors wall, hoping to hear her using her new battery operated friend.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tried to bribe his boss with a basket of fruit, but only brought a peeled banana.

Threatened his arch enemy with the only weapon in reach … a greasy, old banana peel.

 

[Jodaily]

Volunteered to ride bareback on the next Saturn rocket.