~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jaws82]

Grades my drawings. So far, nothing better than a C-.

Keep asking for the D

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Keep asking for the D

Negotiates his grades…down to F

 

[Jodaily]

Volunteers to help all the ladies lose their clothing.

Me too, me too, me too! Always willing to help out.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Negotiates his grades…down to F

Writes a U next to all the F’s

 

[Jodaily]

Negotiates his grades…down to F

Teachers all agreed this was non-negotiable

 

[cactusjack0584]

Teachers all agreed this was non-negotiable

Is always hot for teacher

 

[Jodaily]

Hell yes!
Likes prickly pear juice.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Answers his phone like this:
Joe’s cactus… which prick would you like to speak to?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Answers his phone like this:
Joe’s cactus… which prick would you like to speak to?

Asks to speak to each prick, even knowing they’re ALL @Jodaily doing different voices

 

[cactusjack0584]

Asks to speak to each prick, even knowing they’re ALL @Jodaily doing different voices

Throws her voice and makes her SO’s dick talk in their pants…
“Hey want to play with me..”

 

[Jodaily]

Realized cactus jacking could b very dangerous

 

[cactusjack0584]

Realized cactus jacking could b very dangerous

Jacks cacti on a regular basis

 

[HollyS]

Jacks cacti on a regular basis

Has developed a special line of condoms for cactus dicks.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has developed a special line of condoms for cactus dicks.

(Of course I have… lies Holly, supposed to be lies)

Insists on being a product tester for said cactus dicks and associated condoms

 

[EctoJohn]

Is the top contributor and Scooter’s #1 fan

Once conducted a study of the favorite pizza toppings of monarch buttery caterpillars

 

[Jodaily]

Likes using Monarch butterflies caterpillars for pizza topping

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Likes using Monarch butterflies caterpillars for pizza topping

Claims to have found a “better” use for monarch butterfly caterpillars, but will not tell anyone what it is. The EPA is investigating.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Claims to have found a “better” use for monarch butterfly caterpillars, but will not tell anyone what it is. The EPA is investigating.

Is actually a hedgehog_so_frisky

 

[Baztrachian]

Is actually a hedgehog_so_frisky

Has an amazing and innate skill at driving in commute traffic.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has an amazing and innate skill at driving in commute traffic.

Their favorite song is the startup sound for Windows 95.

 

[Baztrachian]

Their favorite song is the startup sound for Windows 95.

John's favorite song:

 

[Gatliss123]

John's favorite song:

Committed numerous war crimes during the war of the roses.

 

[Hrdnhrnyhubbie]

Jodaily had had more than a tongue in that cheek

 

[WerdNerd]

Triple H has had more than tongue between his cheeks

 

[EctoJohn]

John's favorite song:

Ironically, I actually love tacos.

Tried to march in his sleep and ended up in the mess hall fridge shouting, “Left, right, lettuce!”

Dreams about Big Bird's sex life.