~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Coyote100]

Is actually 123 years old

She is holding a lightsaber in her avatar that has run out of charge.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She is holding a lightsaber in her avatar that has run out of charge.

He used up the charge thinking it was a vibrator … now can’t stop making humming noises when he uses vibrators.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is the owner of a website dedicated to the conspiracy that Northern Ireland is actually in the southern hemisphere.

 

[Jodaily]

Asked his dental hygienist if semen is a natural teeth whitener.

And he said, with the brightest teeth ever seen, why yes it is very good.

Dreams of having been a Roman gladiator.

 

[EctoJohn]

Their main vehicle is a Cessna 172 Skyhawk that they removed the wings from and attached 4 wheels to.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He’s not full of green splooge

 

[Jodaily]

She blames it all on bad chemicals she got as a kid.

 

[Guyblue82]

She blames it all on bad chemicals she got as a kid.

"Toungue in check" is an unfortunate side effect of being in the middle of a human centipede

 

[EctoJohn]

Likes to play as a dragon in private.

 

[HollyS]

Accidentally queued up the James Bond theme instead of Ghostbusters the last time he went on an exorcism run.

 

[Saltfountain]

Claimed she had been slimed by a poltergeist as she did the walk of shame home on Sunday morning with her knickers weirdly missing...

 

[HollyS]

Swears his cum isn't *usually* green.

 

[Saltfountain]

Finds her own cheesy snack to nibble on between her legs

 

[HollyS]

Finds her own cheesy snack to nibble on between her legs

(These last two need the puke emoji response! Lol )

 

[Saltfountain]

Gets off on shit that attract responses

 

[HollyS]

His main fetish involves Pop-Tarts, but he's ashamed to tell anyone.

 

[Saltfountain]

Her main fetish involves role playing a pop tart


Don't ask about her hot pocket

 

[EctoJohn]

Prefers to read the novelizations of movies instead of watching them.

 

[Saltfountain]

Got ChatGPT to write that last post for him...

 

[Taegul]

He has never been the same since losing his best Lit friend, Pepperfountain. They used to be inseparable until the mods banned the Pepperfountain account for posting all of the fake nude images of Smurfette.

 

[Jaws82]

He has never been the same since losing his best Lit friend, Pepperfountain. They used to be inseparable until the mods banned the Pepperfountain account for posting all of the fake nude images of Smurfette.

Originally wanted Seagull as his name.

But 15 shots of whiskey later, here we are

 

[Jodaily]

15 shots of whiskey later he was swimming with the sharks but they were on the wagon and wanted no part of him.

 

[Taegul]

He paid 20,000 dollars to go swimming with sharks but it ended up being a naked Kevin O'Leary and Mark Cuban in a pool.

 

[Jodaily]

He was wishing he’d been there.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once established the first church of hexagon worship.