~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Is determined to one day prove to the world that mushrooms are actually sentient and planning world domination.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Has never learned to tied his shoes and still uses velcro

 

[Coyote100]

He has smoked three packs of cigarettes daily since he was six but is convinced he doesn't have a habit.

 

[NyxAvatar68]

I've heard stories that the person above me secretly turns into a werewolf on Sunday and robs their local convenience store of their batteries. What they're for, I don't know, but I think it's to power a secret robot project they do in their free time.

 

[SimonSex]

Has never watched porn

 

[Jodaily]

Loves bacon wrapped thighs.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Once died and went to heaven but came back to delete his browser history and is now immortal.

 

[Jodaily]

Has more kinks in his browser history than an old used slinky

 

[EctoJohn]

He once was a part of a gang whose sole purpose was to kick the asses of Santa's reindeer, but never Santa himself.

 

[Jodaily]

His claim to fame was being on the original Love Boat.

 

[EctoJohn]

Their favorite color is amber brown because it reminds them of the pancake syrup they use as a steak sauce.

 

[Jodaily]

Favorite ice cream is spumoni.

 

[EctoJohn]

@Jodaily lives in this thread!

 

[SimonSex]

Can always be found with a cinnamon toothpick between his teeth

 

[EctoJohn]

Is convinced that the original Patterson-Gimlin bigfoot footage from 1967 was actually performed by Ronald Reagan in a costume.

 

[calmlikeabomb]

The man claims to bust ghosts, but really, he just loves breaking building codes.

 

[SimonSex]

Runs a halfway house for quarter horses

 

[SimonSex]

Believes spoons are just shy knives

Spoken by someone who has been incarcerated.

 

[Jodaily]

Never drops soap in the shower!

 

[Series 6]

Never drops soap in the shower!

Hates soap dishes.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is actually the man on the moon. His home is near the border between the light side and dark side of the moon.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

He owns a used car lot with a cute dog that isn't much of a guard dog. I bought a car from him once, 10/10 highly recommend.

 

[SimonSex]

Her father is a “Made Man”

 

[EctoJohn]

Once tried to actually make a man in his house out of clay, but failed to imbue it with life via a curly straw.

 

[Jodaily]

Has the entire works of William Shakespeare in old English. And it wasn’t even written in old English.