~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SimonSex]

Is the voice of the Geico gecko

 

[EctoJohn]

Is friends with a teddy bear in the guise of Benito Mussolini.

 

[Lmizzler]

Kicks ass at Fortnight. Has his own Twitch channel even.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kicks ass at Fortnight. Has his own Twitch channel even.

Was banned from League of Legends for being too toxic for even that community

 

[Series 6]

Was banned from League of Legends for being too toxic for even that community

Is actually a fan of the San Diego Padres

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is actually a fan of the San Diego Padres

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Has a death wish, apparently.

 

[Series 6]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Has a death wish, apparently.

Named her cat Steve Garvey

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Named her cat Steve Garvey

(Garvey was a Dodger too, but…also ran as a Republican last year, so no.)

Screams “LAG!” when they trip in real life.

Blames lag and internet speed for his low K/D ratio, but really just takes too long to aim

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Their idea of multitasking is rage-quitting three games at once.

Is buying me a PC and PS5 just so I can ragequit 3 games at once

 

[EctoJohn]

He has memorized the lyrics to the song "Prisencolinensinainciusol".

 

[QwertyMaster]

He knows who really shot JFK: Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He knows who really shot JFK: Abraham Lincoln.

He knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa

 

[Jodaily]

Wishes he could have made it through the 60s and 70s without brain damage.

Me too.

 

[SimonSex]

Can’t whistle

 

[EctoJohn]

Once paid to have an X-ray done of a squirrel he ran over by accident.

 

[Jodaily]

Was in love with Marcia Brady for years

 

[HollyS]

Was in love with Marcia Brady for years

Preferred Mrs Brady.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Preferred Mrs Brady.

She is Mrs Brady

 

[lilmissdarling]

She is Mrs Brady

Is really the "My Pillow" guy. He's just hiding behind the face of Mr. Clean.

 

[EctoJohn]

She unironically loves the song "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

 

[Jodaily]

She is Mrs Brady

Explains my lust for her!

Applied for the Mr. clean job.

 

[SimonSex]

Plans out each day in 5 minute increments

 

[HollyS]

Plans out each day in one-minute increments. Has a contigency plan in case one of the minutes doesn't go as scheduled.

 

[Series 6]

Plans out each day in one-minute increments. Has a contigency plan in case one of the minutes doesn't go as scheduled.

Had her tonsils removed. Twice

 

[SimonSex]

Has a pet halibut named Eric