~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Series 6]

Has a pet halibut named Eric

Likes to go "pet his fish" while on lunch break at work. At least that is what he tells his coworkers.

 

[HollyS]

Likes to go "pet his fish" while on lunch break at work. At least that is what he tells his coworkers.

Finally figured out why his coworker's hand always smells fishy.

 

[Series 6]

Finally figured out why his coworker's hand always smells fishy.

Always likes to shake hands with her coworkers when they come back from lunch

 

[EctoJohn]

Declared himself dictator of that garbage island in the Pacific.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Declared himself dictator of that garbage island in the Pacific.

Is currently gathering an army to invade the Trashopolis.

 

[Series 6]

Declared himself dictator of that garbage island in the Pacific.

Doesn't like dicks, but does like taters. And hates Pacific islands

 

[HollyS]

Thought a "dicktater" was a newly GMO'd, dual-purpose potato.

 

[Series 6]

Thought a "dicktater" was a newly GMO'd, dual-purpose potato.

Named her favorite vibrator "The Dicktater"

 

[EctoJohn]

Once tried to climb the Eiffel Tower, King Kong style.

 

[Jodaily]

Told his date his nickname was King Kong, she laughed, and then screeched.

 

[Series 6]

Told his date his nickname was King Kong, she laughed, and then screeched.

Couldn't decide if he wanted to nickname his penis "King Kong" or "the Eiffel Tower"

 

[Jodaily]

Well the lighting had me leaning more to King Kong.

His favorite show was Battlestar Galactica

 

[Series 6]

Well the lighting had me leaning more to King Kong.

His favorite show was Battlestar Galactica

Actually, I was a huge Battlestar Galactica fan.

Once dated a cylon

 

[Jodaily]

Had a major hard on for 7 of 9

Ok, so I did too.

 

[EctoJohn]

Likes to overuse the word "literally" in fictional situations.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Always alliterates algorithms against awesome acupuncturists.

 

[EctoJohn]

Definitely knows what happened to D.B. Cooper, but refuses to tell anyone.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Has 13 toes extra on his right hand

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Has 13 toes extra on his right hand

Is gay!

 

[lilmissdarling]

Was supposed to compete on the show "Worst cooks in America".

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Was supposed to compete on the show "Wordt cooks in America".

Dropped “EMPTYSTAR” from the show because she didn’t like his cock

 

[Jodaily]

Did compete in the show Worst cooks in America

 

[Jodaily]

Was voted the hottest dude in high school.

 

[Jodaily]

Was a roadie for the Grateful Dead

 

[EctoJohn]

Is currently re-writing the Alphabet Song to start with Z.