~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Series 6]

Is currently re-writing the Alphabet Song to start with Z.

Feels we should add more letters to the alphabet to make it an even 100. No one knows how it would work, but he feels strongly about it.

 

[Jodaily]

Has a pet iguana named Juana

 

[AnomalyLady]

@Jodaily Farted and claimed it

 

[AnomalyLady]

@AnomalyLady ’s jokes are 90% about farts. I heard she watches SpongeBob too.

 

[Jodaily]

Suffocated her last bf while he was giving her a good tongue lashing.

 

[EctoJohn]

@Jodaily is actually an alternate personality of theirs.

 

[AnomalyLady]

@EctoJohn was trying for the username OchoJohn to match his d size but the name was already taken

 

[Eastradlad]

You drop the popcorn and both bend down together

 

[cheekygirl75]

Considers putting on socks as extreme sport

Does not actually put his pants on one leg at a time. He's that talented.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Claims to meditate, it's just snoring with dignity

Has been mistaken for a small earthquake with his snoring.

 

[cheekygirl75]

[I do not snore , I have not inherited it from my dad yet]

Once got a sunburn from sleeping too close to their phone's brightness

Given I have mostly Irish heritage, that's probably possible!

Has not inherited his dad's snoring but has inherited his bushy nose hair!

 

[AnomalyLady]

Given I have mostly Irish heritage, that's probably possible!

Has not inherited his dad's snoring but has inherited his bushy nose hair!

Cheeks loves nose hair so she knows

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ends all emails with "I'm going to bed now"

Has "Pronouns: Badass motherfucker" in his work email signature

 

[cheekygirl75]

[I wish I could have had that , Fuckin IT doesn't get humour , tsk tsk]

Once wrote a sea shanty so haunting even the fish started drinking.

Is actually in black and white like his av. That's really him.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is from the same neighborhood , is also black and white

Is terrified to open a box of crayons. Because colors.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is from the same neighborhood , is also black and white

Is radioactive, that's why he has a warning: "Prolonged exposure to me may cause blushing, butterflies, and sudden loss of clothing." Prolonged exposure will burn you to a crisp, along with your clothes.

 

[cheekygirl75]

[I'm capitalizing on the Irish heritage]

Once sold fake leprechaun insurance to American tourists....made €800.

Puts the toilet roll under rather than over as is correct.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Tried to enter the Olympics for “competitive wiggling”

And I would’ve succeeded if it wasn’t for that Australian lass.

Puts the toilet roll under rather than over as is correct.

That’s the worst!!

Had a book of punishments she administers to toilet paper roll violators.

 

[cheekygirl75]

And I would’ve succeeded if it wasn’t for that Australian lass.


That’s the worst!!

Had a book of punishments she administers to toilet paper roll violators.

Stopped dancing once and realized he couldn't walk normally anymore.

 

[WerdNerd]

And I would’ve succeeded if it wasn’t for that Australian lass.


That’s the worst!!

Had a book of punishments she administers to toilet paper roll violators.

Smokes cat nip and says it gets him super high but nobody else gets high off it because he's says he's got some special cat nip gene like cats do.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Stopped dancing once and realized he couldn't walk normally anymore.

Like when you stop roller skating after an hour.

Smokes cat nip and says it gets him super high but nobody else gets high off it because he's says he's got some special cat nip gene like cats do.

Where’s cat jeans that he says feels nippy.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Like when you stop roller skating after an hour.

Where’s cat jeans that he says feels nippy.

Writes "where's" instead of "wears" because he can't English. (Oh wait, that's true )

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Writes "where's" instead of "wears" because he can't English. (Oh wait, that's true )

Fucking predictive text.

Her favorite thread is HYE but thinks it’s stands for hot yaks and emus.

Tried to build a friendship pyramid scheme using friendship bracelets.

Owns 5473 friendship brackets for some reason.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Tried to build a friendship pyramid scheme using friendship bracelets.

Tried to start his own cult, but it fell apart because he made them drink real Kool-Aid

 

[cheekygirl75]

Fucking predictive text.

Her favorite thread is HYE but thinks it’s stands for hot yaks and emus.

Owns 5473 friendship brackets for some reason.

His dancing is actually break dancing, which he breaks out at all weddings.