~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Has seen Return to Oz over 300 times, her favorite character being Jack Pumpkinhead.

 

[Jodaily]

Riding all the bulletin trains in Japan is on his bucket list

 

[SimonSex]

He is turning Japanese.
He is turning Japanese.
I really think so.

 

[EctoJohn]

Doesn't really think so.

 

[SimonSex]

Doesn't really think so.

*Sigh* He was SO convincing.

This guy is about to cum into some serious money.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Gets off from people cumming in his money

 

[Jodaily]

Stand back boys, I got this.

Gets off from getting others off.

 

[Jodaily]

He is turning Japanese.
He is turning Japanese.
I really think so.

Always loved this one.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Always loved this one.

Is the real secret emperor of the Japanese

 

[smtst5]

Is the real secret emperor of the Japanese

Is actually wearing clothes

 

[SimonSex]

Originated the bar game:

One tequila,
Two tequila,
Three tequila.
Floor.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Once yelled at an apple

 

[BDA73]

Has re enact scenes from American Pie

 

[Coyote100]

He was originally meant to be a Bread Inspector

 

[Series 6]

He was originally meant to be a Bread Inspector

Nicknamed his penis "The Red Rocket"

 

[QwertyMaster]

Spent $3000 on augmenting his dick and now it mechanically extends and glows in the dark

 

[EctoJohn]

Is currently attempting to make another sequel to Free Willy.

 

[HollyS]

Is working on a mechanical orca so no animals will be harmed during filming.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Spent three weeks eating only hotdogs and now says those were the best days of her life.

 

[MarcUK]

Only discovered that hot dogs weren't made from labradors last week

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a kink for pollen. He enjoys sneezing as he cums.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Drinks crocodile blood in a monkey's skull. Has a penchant for frogs.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has been dressing as Popeye the Sailor every Halloween since 1985.

 

[Jodaily]

He punctured his blowup doll with Mr. Pointy

 

[Mewalkabout]

Eats crayons on holidays, today red, white, and blue