~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jodaily]

And it’s a hoot racing on it!

Hopes to be the next Bruce Willis and star in the next Die Hard movie.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Empty my foot!
He’s a black hole

 

[Jodaily]

Empty my foot!
He’s a black hole

Sucks? Now that’s not very nice.

Cast a spell that backfired and is now a chihuahua.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Is afraid of the candles on a birthday cake when they are lit.

 

[SimonSex]

Sells Amway.

 

[Kennyskunk]

Drives a miata

 

[EctoJohn]

Refuses to go out in the snow unless he can wear shorts.

 

[HollyS]

Wore full scuba gear to a wedding. Not his own, thank goodness

 

[smtst5]

Wore full scuba gear to a wedding. Not his own, thank goodness

Wears her Halloween costume in May

 

[HollyS]

Wears her Halloween costume in May

Thinks this is my Halloween costume, instead of just how I dress!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Thinks this is my Halloween costume, instead of just how I dress!

Dresses like every day is 'slutty ____' day.

 

[Jodaily]

The years have not been good to him, and now he’s having to wear c cup training bras

 

[QwertyMaster]

He once conquered the whole world but he's a nice guy and gave it all back

 

[BDA73]

Was the original game programmer of QBert

 

[QwertyMaster]

Spent six weeks at the top of the billboard but lost all his fame when people found out he wasn't lip syncing

 

[Coyote100]

Is being sued by Remington for saying he invented the key layout for a typewriter

 

[EctoJohn]

Once collected 1000 signatures to petition the Grimace Shake.

 

[Jodaily]

Fantasizes about Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble.

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

Loves to walk into biker bars wearing assless chaps.

 

[BDA73]

Was a fashion model for Ralph Lauren

 

[rubydlite]

Was a fashion model for Ralph Lauren

Secretly inspects dildos at a dildo factory, not boobs

 

[Jodaily]

Was a customer service and satisfaction rep at said dildo factory.

 

[BDA73]

Was a supervisor at said dildo manufacturing plant with job description of supervising live demonstrations of products

 

[Jodaily]

In strictly a supervisory role, as it were.

Always trying to sneak off to play with the babies mothers.

 

[_Sc900_]

In strictly a supervisory role, as it were.

Always trying to sneak off to play with the babies mothers.

Used to think ‘excuse me’ was pronounced as ‘accuse me’ till the age of 7.