~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Jodaily]

He’s walking about looking for his car. “I know I parked the damn thing close to here!”

 

[Taegul]

He has seen the movie Dude, Where's My Car? 842 times.

 

[Jodaily]

Been known to fraternize with flamingos

 

[SimonSex]

Told their priest about Lit and now it’s all they talk about in confessionals.

 

[Jodaily]

Told their priest about Lit and now it’s all they talk about in confessionals.

So uncomfortable sitting there knowing that pervert is sitting there with a hard on.

Liked playing Simonsays with his college roomies

 

[EctoJohn]

Cannot seem to defeat his imaginary friend in chess.

 

[kellyt1994]

Cannot seem to defeat his imaginary friend in chess.

Likes to dress up as an old lady and turn tricks in funeral home parking lots.

 

[Coyote100]

He is a virgin just like all the rest of us on Lit.

 

[Cindy027]

Such a voracious writer, can't stop sending PM's to unsuspecting recipients.

 

[Jodaily]

Cannot seem to defeat his imaginary friend in chess.

I know! Bastard is cheating somehow.

Loves cyber stalking

 

[Taegul]

He knows that ketchup and mustard do not belong on hot dogs. Their only rightful place is as a topping for ice cream.

 

[Jodaily]

Is really bummed to find out he totally missed out on May being international masturbation month, and now with only 2 days left he’s developing tennis elbow and carpal tunnel.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Invented the first wrist support after wanking off too much. Makes millions on one hand and spills millions with the other.

 

[Jodaily]

Designed the first pocket pussy, it wore it out in the testing phase.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Was the original sex doll tester… can’t go back to the Doll Museum, Disney Store or Toys R Us again

 

[Jodaily]

Dang blowup doll, who’d of thought biting her on the nipple would make her fart and blow out the window.

Got banned from Disney world for putting the moves on Snow White. Can’t blame him there.

 

[EctoJohn]

Lives inside Area 51.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Loves watching those Sarah Mclaughlin animals videos

 

[kathyisgr65]

Loves watching those Sarah Mclaughlin animals videos

Is really mr stroller about.. strolling through life in a stroller

 

[Mewalkabout]

Is really mr stroller about.. strolling through life in a stroller

Pushes that stroller rocking with a big grin

 

[kathyisgr65]

Pushes that stroller rocking with a big grin

Supposed to be a lie mr stroller

 

[Mewalkabout]

Supposed to be a lie mr stroller

Once threw an apple at a nun

 

[Series 6]

Supposed to be a lie mr stroller

Is notorious for slipping Viagra and Cialis in the breakroom coffee at work

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is notorious for slipping Viagra and Cialis in the breakroom coffee at work

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[Series 6]

Once threw an apple at a nun

Likes to dress as a nun