~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SimonSex]

Still thinks Hendrix is singing:

“ ‘scuse me, while I kiss this guy.”

 

[QwertyMaster]

Was going to become the new Pope until the cardinals realized he wasn't Catholic

 

[Jodaily]

Lives above a dirty bookstore. Spends a lot of time looking out the window and fantasizing.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once investigated Miss Piggy for fraud.

 

[Jodaily]

Once investigated Miss Piggy for fraud.

Hell, I did more than that

Once tried dating his entire high school cheerleading squad.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Successfully sent a raccoon to the moon on a homemade rocket

 

[EctoJohn]

Believes Santa Claus doesn't live in the North Pole, but actually on the dark side of the moon.

 

[SimonSex]

Hot-boxes his Prius

 

[EctoJohn]

Created a website for sexy cardboard called "Hot Boxes".

 

[QwertyMaster]

Became forklift certified just to prove he could

 

[BDA73]

Invented a personalized keyboard for a Samsung galaxy phone..all the keys type 69

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Invented a personalized keyboard for a Samsung galaxy phone..all the keys type 69

Runs a sex club called “69”

 

[EctoJohn]

Once wrote a manga about a young lady living alone in Tokyo that by day is a casual office worker and by night fights jaywalking crimes in only a cape and rain boots.

 

[SimonSex]

Uses chopsticks upside down

 

[Jodaily]

Loves going to glory holes. Just doing research.

 

[SimonSex]

Ring doorbell cams put his flaming poop bag ding-ding ditch business in bankruptcy

 

[Jodaily]

Is secretly a rutabaga farmer.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is racist against dark soy sauce, hosting a club that promotes only using light soy sauce.

 

[Jodaily]

Only wears slip on shoes to Thai restaurants.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Wears three pairs of pants at all times. Even when having sex? Especially when having sex.

 

[chame1eon]

has been wearing the same pair of socks for as long as he can remember

 

[fakingadulthood]

Can camouflage her skin like a chameleon except her areolas

 

[chame1eon]

Can camouflage her skin like a chameleon except her areolas

Under the jacket it's just cold air.

 

[EctoJohn]

Loves the feeling of cold leather.

 

[HollyS]

Re-labels all the condoms he buys as "XXL"