~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chernosoth]

He finally learned how to use a computer after filing a restraining order against his typewriter.

 

[EctoJohn]

Will invent time travel in 2069, but will only use it to post to this forum in his past.

 

[Jodaily]

He calls the recycle bin “the second chance folder”

Has a folder on his computer solely to track alien abductions

 

[Mewalkabout]

Has a folder on his computer solely to track alien abductions

Once traded watch for a magic can of root bear

 

[Jodaily]

Believes all his dreams could come true if he wishes on the right star.

 

[Baztrachian]

Is a serial murderer who kills everyone who cuts him off in traffic.

I like him.

 

[Jodaily]

Is a serial murderer who kills everyone who cuts him off in traffic.

I like him.

Shhhhh.

Has lied for so long he’s starting to believe them.

 

[Cindy027]

He is ASKAP J1832, no one knows what he is but they are desperately trying to find out.

 

[Jodaily]

She fantasizes about streaking down the Champ de Elysee

 

[Jodaily]

He insist on baptizing all his electronics in local streams~

Streams of beer on bad nights maybe.

Has been seen roaming the streets about midnight singing Werewolves of London

 

[Baztrachian]

Actually sings 'Werewolves of London".

 

[Mewalkabout]

Actually sings 'Werewolves of London".

Sings baby shark while in the shower

 

[Jw75766]

Sings baby shark while in the shower

Typed this while wearing cat ears and a cat tail.

 

[Jodaily]

Was the chief judge in the armadillo races.

 

[Jw75766]

Was the chief judge in the armadillo races.

You're supposed to post baseless lies! You're giving my secrets away!!

Spies on me while I secretly judge armadillo races...

 

[Jodaily]

Survived the battle at the Alamo, only to be stranded in Texas.

It’s a Colorado thing, pick on Texans.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Survived the battle at the Alamo, only to be stranded in Texas.

It’s a Colorado thing, pick on Texans.

Once tried to ship pancakes

 

[SimonSex]

Bottomless mimosa brunch restaurants add specific clarity to their menu after his visits.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Bottomless mimosa brunch restaurants add specific clarity to their menu after his visits.

Tried to get nachos with mimosas by flashing the waiter

 

[SimonSex]

Tried to get nachos with mimosas by flashing the waiter

Ew.

Swears by Kirkland brand caskets.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Spent three weeks on safari and all he got was a lousy shirt

 

[EctoJohn]

Teaches a master class in 1980s action figure restoration.

 

[Jodaily]

Entered his sword in a contest only to find out the contest was being put on by Peter North and John Holmes

 

[Cindy027]

Jo likes to handwrite letters like a child to corporations asking them to send him stickers that they may or may not have with their logo.

 

[Jodaily]

Jo likes to handwrite letters like a child to corporations asking them to send him stickers that they may or may not have with their logo.

With a sticky hand.

Cindy likes sailing naked with an all male crew.