~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SimonSex]

Thinks too many 7-Eleven Slurpy brain freezes kept them out of MENSA

 

[Jodaily]

Was one of the creators of Meowwolf

 

[Sunlover102]

Invested all his money in an online masterbatorium.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Invested all his money in an online masterbatorium.

Tried to fly thier underwear as a kite, it didn't work out well.

 

[Taegul]

He's a quality-control taste tester for Crayola.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Loves the smell of napalm in the morning

 

[QwertyMaster]

Had to abandon his picnic to make way for the Apollo 11 moon lander to touch down on the moon.

 

[SimonSex]

Types 5 words per minute

 

[EctoJohn]

Has the hots for old photos of Rodney Dangerfield.

 

[Jodaily]

Eeeoow,

Held cockroach races in his first apartment.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is captain of an intergalactic starship who's main mission is to discover new planets of women he can have sex with.

 

[Jodaily]

Is captain of an intergalactic starship who's main mission is to discover new planets of women he can have sex with.

Would like to be invisible. To do what? Well…..

 

[Mewalkabout]

Would like to be invisible. To do what? Well…..

Forgot to take off clothes when turned invisible

 

[Lord_Coitus]

Orders steak...well done.

 

[kellyt1994]

He's a real pervert. He used to make me cook bacon nude.

 

[Mewalkabout]

He's a real pervert. He used to make me cook bacon nude.

That would be a good punishment lol

Once lost thier car in own driveway

 

[BDA73]

That would be a good punishment lol

Once lost thier car in own driveway

Chose his screen name thinking of Crocodile Dundee

 

[Mewalkabout]

Chose his screen name thinking of Crocodile Dundee

Lives thier life under the strict rules of Hulk Hogan

 

[BDA73]

Lives thier life under the strict rules of Hulk Hogan

Say your prayers, eat your vitamins and squeeze those breasts was taught to him at a young age

 

[kellyt1994]

Your "Praise The Lord And Pass The Speculum" speech really bombed at my high school graduation.


<--- claims she graduated high school

 

[kellyt1994]

That would be a good punishment lol

Once lost thier car in own driveway

He once got lost on a bridge.

 

[smtst5]

He once got lost on a bridge.

Claims to have cooked bacon in the nude but has no pics to prove it.

 

[Jodaily]

Got arrested for sleeping nude in his front yard after a night of a wee too much tequila.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is on a lifelong quest to discover the secrets of the Carrot Men of Inner Earth.

 

[Jodaily]

Got in trouble for taking the intent of the “official peach squeezer” T-shirt a little too literally at the last peach festival. Lots of nice peaches there, not so happy to be tested.