~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Survived the battle at the Alamo, only to be stranded in Texas.

It’s a Colorado thing, pick on Texans.
Oh yeah, well how many states have a sex slave as one of the great heroes of their Independence mythos?

Remember the Alamo,
and remember Emily West!!

 
Streams of beer on bad nights maybe.

Has been seen roaming the streets about midnight singing Werewolves of London
It's Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner for me. Pretty sure that makes us like, 3rd cousins, or something.
 
I believe that, but now you gotta tell a lie about me. Like:

Kelly rides the cowboys at Gilly’s cuz she doesn’t want to hurt the bull.
 
Love that tune. Blew Van Owen’s body body from there to Johannesburg.

Must have been talking about you.
 
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