~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kellyt1994]

Survived the battle at the Alamo, only to be stranded in Texas.

It’s a Colorado thing, pick on Texans.

Oh yeah, well how many states have a sex slave as one of the great heroes of their Independence mythos?

Remember the Alamo,
and remember Emily West!!

 

[Jodaily]

?? Hmmm, wrong thread?
Got 86’d from the bar for yodeling Yellow Rose of Texas as loud as possible

 

[kellyt1994]

?? Hmmm, wrong thread?
Got 86’d from the bar for yodeling Yellow Rose of Texas as loud as possible

I was humming it actually. Mouth was full.

 

[kellyt1994]

Streams of beer on bad nights maybe.

Has been seen roaming the streets about midnight singing Werewolves of London

It's Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner for me. Pretty sure that makes us like, 3rd cousins, or something.

 

[Jodaily]

I believe that, but now you gotta tell a lie about me. Like:

Kelly rides the cowboys at Gilly’s cuz she doesn’t want to hurt the bull.

 

[Jodaily]

Love that tune. Blew Van Owen’s body body from there to Johannesburg.

Must have been talking about you.

 

[kellyt1994]

I once made a very romantic proposition but he declined because he's vegan.

 

[Jodaily]

He legally changed his birthday to “Jo-tember 9th”

No, it was Jo May 1

Still shooting for the stars, though he’s down to shooting blanks only now.

 

[QwertyMaster]

Can only fall asleep to the sounds of baboons having sex.

 

[Jodaily]

I once made a very romantic proposition but he declined because he's vegan.

Tried propositioning me in a bar, but my wife the bartender threw you out.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Has gone to the zoo with the sole intention of watching the monkeys do it.

 

[Jodaily]

Can only fall asleep to the sounds of baboons having sex.

Can only get to sleep after having wild sex with their pillow.

 

[kellyt1994]

Tried propositioning me in a bar, but my wife the bartender threw you out.

Kind of a backstory there. I knew her when her name was Jason.

 

[Jodaily]

Has gone to the zoo with the sole intention of watching the monkeys do it.

On injured reserved after pulling out all their hair,
.

 

[Jodaily]

Kind of a backstory there. I knew her when her name was Jason.

STFU. You weren’t supposed to tell.

And Jason told me you like it rough and ready.

 

[Mewalkabout]

STFU. You weren’t supposed to tell.

And Jason told me you like it rough and ready.

Eats dandelions for brunch

 

[AnomalyLady]

Eats dandelions for brunch

Poops dandelions for dinner

 

[hairball18]

Says she is 6'3"

 

[Jodaily]

Chucked up an 18 cm hairball, hence the name.

 

[Gamina]

Jo is more of a bi-weekly person

 

[Jodaily]

Ouch! Gamina’s in it just for the thrills. She’s still waiting.

 

[Photog1rl]

Drives a convertible Pinto on all his errands.

 

[Jodaily]

Photoshopped herself into a Baywatch poster

 

[AnomalyLady]

Photoshopped herself into a Baywatch poster

Likes to eat ice cream and then immediately drink hot coffee

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Has a walking on Lego’s barefoot fetish.