~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Worked at McDonald's for 2 years without being officially hired.

 

[Sexydrana]

Ecto is the reason we can’t get to Narnia anymore. I told him not to do it…

 

[LucieLou007]

She is a ex model

 

[kyblue12]

Loves everything bagels..... on her toes!!

 

[EctoJohn]

Is addicted to candy cigarettes.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Says "no, I've quit" when offered a candy cigarette

 

[Jodaily]

No longer allowed to bring his pet noodle into finer dining establishments.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

No longer allowed to bring his pet noodle into finer dining establishments.

Likes to get on a carousel wearing his full cowboy get-up, and holler and yell and yeehaw pretending to be an old outlaw of the west. The slow-moving ride does not deter the power of his imagination

 

[Jodaily]

Likes to get on a carousel wearing his full cowboy get-up, and holler and yell and yeehaw pretending to be an old outlaw of the west. The slow-moving ride does not deter the power of his imagination

Has a terrible power of imagination, unlike mine , which runs rampant at times like these.

 

[Spurtulator]

Has a terrible power of imagination, unlike mine , which runs rampant at times like these.

Goes into a catatonic daze and just stares at people that turn him on and goes into fantasy mode just like Walter Mitty

 

[MarcUK]

Thinks "spurtulator" is Latin for "penis"

 

[Jodaily]

Wears leather and latex while reading about other posters.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wears leather and latex while reading about other posters.

Randomly recites Dr Seuss quotes aloud to himself when perusing the grocery store... one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Randomly recites Dr Seuss quotes aloud to himself when perusing the grocery store... one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...

Tries to explain to Santa why she should be on the Nice list. But there’s a surprising amount of red tape. You have to go through so many elves and snowmen before you can get to the big guy.

 

[PotNoodle79]

A staunch supporter of dance taxes

 

[Cindy027]

Went to the harbour to buy some fresh fish but along the way found a pot and the rest is history.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Went to the harbour to buy some fresh fish but along the way found a pot and the rest is history.

Has a box full of fortune cookies hidden in her pantry. They are for emergencies only. You never know when you might need an obscure fortune and a snack!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Only eats symmetrical meals

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He bites his toe nails because he is super yoga flexible

 

[Cindy027]

People rub his head to see if he will grant them a wish.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Welcomes visitors to her home by rubbing wasabi on their knees

 

[Spurtulator]

Welcomes visitors to her home by rubbing wasabi on their knees

Hates pasta

 

[MrPimms]

Has been known to bury himself underground with a hole to mimic Old Faithful

 

[PotNoodle79]

Only counts in odd numbers

 

[MrPimms]

Recreated the Mona Lisa using sachets of sauce from various takeaway restaurants. Sold it on eBay.