~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kreemi_pi]

Hates wearing a top.

Wears a top hat on top

 

[Jaws82]

Has a monocle collection

 

[Sexydrana]

Hates seeing women topless

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hates seeing women topless

Hates seeing women hatless

 

[Jaws82]

Hates seeing women hatless

Hates Men Without Hats

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hates Men Without Hats

Wants to do The Safety Dance but not Safety Sex

 

[EctoJohn]

Has sent messages in bottles to her future self, but she's still waiting for them to arrive.

 

[Sexydrana]

@EctoJohn astroprojects into all our dreams just to lurk in the background…

 

[MrPimms]

Bought shares in Birds Custard before starting an internet craze of naked custard wrestling.

 

[AlexBailey]

Really is a virgin.

 

[mickyp123]

Bought shares in Birds Custard before starting an internet craze of naked custard wrestling.

Loves being the main player of many cocktails.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Dug a massive hole in his yard searching for dinosaur bones. Didn’t find any, gave up, and just left the hole there.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Dug a massive hole in his yard searching for dinosaur bones. Didn’t find any, gave up, and just left the hole there.

Has created a treasure map that looks authentic as fuck... has yet to actually bury the treasure though

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has created a treasure map that looks authentic as fuck... has yet to actually bury the treasure though

Left a trail of extra terrestrials to lure the Reese’s Pieces alien.

 

[Sexydrana]

Left a trail of extra terrestrials to lure the Reese’s Pieces alien.

Is actually One Eyed Willy, the pirate captain of the ship Inferno… the ending of the goonies was him actually escaping…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is actually One Eyed Willy, the pirate captain of the ship Inferno… the ending of the goonies was him actually escaping…

Is putting on a one woman show of Toy Story. It's for adults only. You know what toys

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is actually One Eyed Willy, the pirate captain of the ship Inferno… the ending of the goonies was him actually escaping…

Escaping? I was renewing my siege of villainy upon the seas!!

Is putting on a one woman show of Toy Story. It's for adults only. You know what toys

She dresses up as a toy. You know which one

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Escaping? I was renewing my siege of villainy upon the seas!!



She dresses up as a toy. You know which one

He likes to set his fan to oscillate, put feathers out strategically, and watch his cat go absolutely nuts. Also, cannot pronounce "oscillate"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

He likes to set his fan to oscillate, put feathers out strategically, and watch his cat go absolutely nuts. Also, cannot pronounce "oscillate"

secretly wants me to collar her after showing me her dance moves on the back porch

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He likes to set his fan to oscillate, put feathers out strategically, and watch his cat go absolutely nuts. Also, cannot pronounce "oscillate"

Of course I can… “Osca-late”. Easy. I do like driving my kitty insane though.

She sits in park benches and throws crackers and the sexy people.

secretly wants me to collar her after showing me her dance moves on the back porch

Is still picking cracker crumbs out of his beard.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

secretly wants me to collar her after showing me her dance moves on the back porch

Of course I can… “Osca-late”. Easy. I do like driving my kitty insane though.

She sits in park benches and throws crackers and the sexy people.

Is still picking cracker crumbs out of his beard.

Is allergic to things being thrown at him. Has nothing to do with his lack of dexterity. At. All.

 

[Sexydrana]

Is allergic to things being thrown at him. Has nothing to do with his lack of dexterity. At. All.

Gives @AlwaysDancing physical therapy to try to help with his lack of dexterity.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Gives @AlwaysDancing physical therapy to try to help with his lack of dexterity.

She uses her tongue to get the last pickle out of the pickle jar. She claims it tastes better but mostly likes the challenge.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She uses her tongue to get the last pickle out of the pickle jar. She claims it tastes better but mostly likes the challenge.

He also uses his tongue to get the last pickle out of the jar. He calls it his training session

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He also uses his tongue to get the last pickle out of the jar. He calls it his training session

I used to just rim the jar but it’s not nearly as tasty.

She plays HYE competitively using a complex algorithm to keep score.