~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[LeSabreur]

Sure. We can call it "singing". I was loud , I know that.

Is an extra derrick worker on Landman.

 

[EctoJohn]

Gros obnoxiously large cherries in his garden.

 

[Graybear1826]

Once had Meg Ryan on his kitchen table.

 

[SimonSex]

I’ll have what he’s having.

 

[Graybear1826]

I’ll have what he’s having.

Well played, sir!

 

[LeSabreur]

Every few years shaves off his facial hair and runs around his neighborhood naked.

 

[Sexydrana]

Hides whenever there’s an eclipse because he claims that moon people are after him

 

[Graybear1826]

Once slept with Zac Efron, had to fake her orgasm.

 

[EctoJohn]

Believes the world actually ended in 2000 and every year since has been a computer simulation.

 

[LeSabreur]

Has a restraining order from Bill Murray

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Is a hit man for the mildly rich and not-quite-famous.

 

[Sexydrana]

Has been to the dark side of the moon

 

[LostHorizon]

She’s not a Virgo either.

 

[snexxer]

They believe the earth is flat.

 

[Graybear1826]

Takes the week before Christmas off in case he's needed as an elf.

 

[Fantasyzone]

Last week erected a new fence in the garden. To dig the holes for the posts, used a teaspoon!

 

[Graybear1826]

Is solely responsible for Southampton's current mediocrity.

 

[EctoJohn]

Is the fastest person in South Africa.

 

[Graybear1826]

Is in a coed strip wrestling league on Friday nights.

 

[Fantasyzone]

When sings, floats.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Plays the bagpipes for shits & giggles...

 

[Fantasyzone]

Shits when giggles

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Frequently forgets what they are thinking.

 

[Sexydrana]

Is actually a cat who once was a human and has been alive for over four hundred years keeping vigil so that three witches won’t rise again.

 

[Fantasyzone]

Frequently forgets what they are thinking.

Thats true!