~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[LeSabreur]

Barred from the London Eye for having a wank in a gondola.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

told people to call him the Fresh Prince...after he talked with Will Smith to see if it was okay...

 

[LeSabreur]

Just finished writing a series of books reimagining Miss Marple as a leather boy named Queenie.

 

[EctoJohn]

Has the best poker face in the World Dominos Championship.

 

[Trekka]

is bootlegger of hi-c echo cooler

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Trekka was going to audition for Star Trek but decided to get a breakfast burrito instead...

 

[LeSabreur]

She was mistakenly included on an author's panel at a science fiction conference but wowed the audience anyway.

 

[EctoJohn]

Preaches to Venus upon every orgasm.

 

[Stephie02]

Doesn't acknowledge Aphrodite (I prefer the Greek), upon every orgasm

 

[LeSabreur]

Favorite junk food is Little Debbie, and she makes a display out of licking out the creamy filling.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Dresses as Cardinal Richelieu every Halloween.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dresses as Cardinal Richelieu every Halloween.

His drunken side gets his kicks by eating pasta Mug Shots, which then the next morning makes him feel like he's cheated on himself.

 

[Sexydrana]

Dresses as the hamburgular for the foreplay

 

[Bigbutathletic]

Doesn't enjoy foreplay

 

[PotNoodle79]

His drunken side gets his kicks by eating pasta Mug Shots, which then the next morning makes him feel like he's cheated on himself.

Stop filming me

 

[Stephie02]

Stop filming me

Avatar is a lie; has a unibrow and dyes it pink

 

[LeSabreur]

Avatar is a lie; has a unibrow and dyes it pink

Avatar is a lie; is a ginger with a sparkly grill.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Was an extra in Les Miserables

 

[Sexydrana]

Lives like his life is entirely a musical, everyday

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Puts tarter sauce on ice cream.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Is in reality a perfectly normal member of society without any oddities, bad habits, or strange kinks to call their own.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Puts tarter sauce on ice cream.

Failed their audition for the Pink Panther

Is in reality a perfectly normal member of society without any oddities, bad habits, or strange kinks to call their own.

Really is Sitting Sen as can’t wander too far in case breaks their restraining order

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Only pretends to be Welsh for the sheep jokes.

 

[Jodaily]

Only fakes being misanthropic to keep away from people telling bad sheep jokes.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Only fakes being misanthropic to keep away from people telling bad sheep jokes.

I wish I was faking.

Can tell when a sheep joke is highly appropriate from 40 meters away.