~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Spurtulator]

I wish I was faking.

Can tell when a sheep joke is highly appropriate from 40 meters away.

Finds nothing funny about sheep

 

[LeSabreur]

Finds nothing funny about sheep

Tells a joke that has the punchline, "There will never be another ewe."

 

[EctoJohn]

He hopes one day to achieve sainthood and be the official saint of cheddar cheese.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Used to get banned from his woman's bed so he turned to men....

 

[Graybear1826]

Like me, her report cards in elementary school are full of "Does not play well with others"

 

[LeSabreur]

He was asked to turn in his credentials as a Kundalini Yoga instructor because he kept swapping out the White Tantra for the Red.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

Resists arrest EVERY time.

 

[Graybear1826]

Is always enthusiastic about handcuffs.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Whenever there is a coin flip, calls heads. Every. Single. Time.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

drinks beer from shot glasses....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

drinks beer from shot glasses....

I’m so refined that way.

Isn’t a starving artists, but she does kidnap artists and starves them in her basement.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Hmmm...I sound creepy...

Reads a book a day to make Kindle goals...

 

[Graybear1826]

Was the original choice for the female bodyguard in John Wick two, but was deemed too attractive.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was the original choice for the female bodyguard in John Wick two, but was deemed too attractive.

Collects audition tapes of actors and actresses who didn’t get the roll … plans to write a movie script made for all of them … like an island of misfit toys (which is the title of the script)

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Once petitioned the Catholic Church with ideas for a saint of broken/graffitied lavatories.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once petitioned the Catholic Church with ideas for a saint of broken/graffitied lavatories.

I was rejected remarkably quickly.

Walks through the Home Depot ceiling fan aisle to count oscillations for the day it becomes an Olympic event.

 

[EctoJohn]

Used to get banned from his woman's bed so he turned to men....

What a total lie.
As if I get women.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

smells the roses then dances in the daisies...

 

[LeSabreur]

Very few know that she is a concert trombonist.

 

[Stephie02]

Very few know he's a concert piccolo player

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Traveled the world to find the most comfortable socks of all time. Immediately lost one in the dryer!

 

[Stephie02]

Sounds like you're stalking me?

Actually doesn't like dancing, would rather sit and watch others dance

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

She runs an underwater basket weaving course at the local YMCA

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sounds like you're stalking me?

Actually doesn't like dancing, would rather sit and watch others dance

I do like watching people dance

Auditioned to be the energizer bunny in the latest commercial … and stole the costume.

She runs an underwater basket weaving course at the local YMCA

Is afraid to cross the road to the other side after what happened to that chicken.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Played the main werewolf in Twilight: New Moon @Lustful_Eyes4u