~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[SundaeCherry]

Wears her thongs backwards

Also wears my thongs backwards.

 

[Graybear1826]

Porn actor going by the name Mister Filthy

 

[SundaeCherry]

Likes bearback sex

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Likes bearback sex

Likes the feeling of mashed potatoes oozing between her toes

 

[SundaeCherry]

Likes the feeling of mashed potatoes oozing between her toes

I thought that's how everyone eats it

 

[EctoJohn]

Spends 1 month every year wandering off the grid.

 

[LeSabreur]

Doesn't care how sticky the bedding gets, she wants her damned hot fudge sauce with a cherry on top!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Wears stockings and garter regardless of what he wears because ... Sexy

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Wears stockings and garter regardless of what he wears because ... Sexy

Would beat a Mako Shark in a swimming contest, if only she knew how to swim.

 

[Coyote100]

Uses his mustache to clean dirty dishes,

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Uses his mustache to clean dirty dishes,

Tried using dirty dishes as a ploy to drop clean dishes on the Roadrunner instead of his usual ACME bomb, ACME sued so he no longer attempts that again.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Would beat a Mako Shark in a swimming contest, if only she knew how to swim.

Hey! I can float!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Hey! I can float!

I will need to inspect those flotation devices for holes or leaks before I can let you back into the water

 

[EctoJohn]

All their boxer shorts have the design of the Welsh flag.

 

[Graybear1826]

All of his pajamas still have feet.

 

[Graybear1826]

All their boxer shorts have the design of the Welsh flag.

Say what you like about Cornelius, he gets to inspect Carmen's " flotation devices" (lucky b******!)

 

[LeSabreur]

I'm pretty sure that he exists in a quantum state, and that if you try to find him he just won't be there.

 

[Graybear1826]

LeSabreur was the real life inspiration for Quantum Leap.

 

[SundaeCherry]

Is actually a grizzlybear

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Was once kidnapped and framed for dessert based cannibalism.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I grew my hair so long it wrapped around the planet and when I pulled it back in, the world started spinning.

So you can thank me for the beautiful sunrises and sunsets.

 

[EctoJohn]

She once grew her hair out to Rapunzel lengths, but had to cut it after it kept getting caught in doors she had already left.

 

[SimonSex]

Thinks Dobermans have pinchers

 

[EctoJohn]

Was disappointed, after watching The Little Mermaid, that crabs don't actually speak in a Jamaican accent.. or at all.

 

[LeSabreur]

Has the entire first five years of Screw magazine.