Post Office[11]

[dearc]

stain

Stint

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Stint

stink

 

[dearc]

stink

Tanks

 

[A_Bierce]

Tanks

skint

 

[Emmeline]

skint

kings

 

[LinneaLundin]

kings

sting

 

[A_Bierce]

Night

sight

 

[Javahead]

sight

fight

 

[A_Bierce]

fight

thing

 

[SamScribble]

thing

At least I think it was a thing

 

[Handley_Page]

At least I think it was a thing

I thank you for that thing, Sam.

 

[A_Bierce]

I thank you for that thing, Sam.

That exchange stank

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Talks

You guys are cute

While Désirée talks, Ambrose, Handley, and Sam stalk her through the karst sinkholes of Slovenia.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Start

You have quite the talent there. I'm impressed

Thank you, but I did find the start to my inspiration in that tarty top you're wearing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are you calling me a tart, or are you trying to get the party going

Well, I did see you at that wild party where you undressed for the body typer to rate you.

 

[A_Bierce]

Well, I did see you at that wild party where you undressed for the body typer to rate you.

The typer didn't reply at the party, more's the pity.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That couldn't have been me. I would never be rated by a body typer. Surely you typed that incorrectly.

If such a rebuttal were serious, it would have been hand-written; to have typed it was petty.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Are you calling me petty? I do think your mind is in the potty Mister

"Potty?" Is that a regression to infancy or just another of your typos?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, you seem to enjoy my typos judging by the spots on your pants

What else would the woman who always gets one of the top spots when the boys are looking for a 'good sport' expect?

 

[A_Bierce]

What else would the woman who always gets one of the top spots when the boys are looking for a 'good sport' expect?

trope

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh please. If this was a sport, you'd have to really show me the ropes

trope

Putting you in ropes is a clichéd trope; let's go for a straight-forward grope.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Grape....a better way to get my mouth open than a grope

A peeled grape, I presume, right from the pages of a Roman orgy.

 

[Javahead]

A peeled grape, I presume, right from the pages of a Roman orgy.

What stage of the orgy? Hopefully before the drunken collapse!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What stage of the orgy? Hopefully before the drunken collapse!

"All the world's a stage," sayeth the Bard, and I sayeth Désirée would be great as the star performer.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

great might be an exaggeration. But it would be a treat to try

A far greater treat would be to suckle at your teats.