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[troubledone]

Have you ever tried to zip up a stranger's trousers?


Hi, Tom.

Never ,

Hi there I .are you avoiding me ?

 

[TomBoner]

Have you ever tried to zip up a stranger's trousers?


Hi, Tom.

Uhhhhhhh ... didn't we all learn at an early age not to put your hands around certain areas of a stranger?

Fortunately for me, you're not a stranger. Ya wanna maybe let me zip your trousers? You know I'm not going up though, right?

And don't buttons malfunction as easily as zippers?

 

[TomBoner]

Never ,

Hi there I .are you avoiding me ?

Could you provide lessons to people on this thread on how exactly to avoid you.



Sorry! That was snarky boner comin' out!

 

[poppadog]

Could you provide lessons to people on this thread on how exactly to avoid you.



Sorry! That was snarky boner comin' out!

Is there a way??

 

[TomBoner]

Is there a way??

Don't they say where there's a will there a way?

Never really made much sense to me. I mean, I've got a will written for when I die ... but I miss my friggin' way all the damned time.

 

[poppadog]

Don't they say where there's a will there a way?

Never really made much sense to me. I mean, I've got a will written for when I die ... but I miss my friggin' way all the damned time.

Have you written TD out of your will then??

 

[TomBoner]

Awwwww ... poor lonely thread! Somebody should really try to keep it company, yes?

 

[troubledone]

Awwwww ... poor lonely thread! Somebody should really try to keep it company, yes?

Do you think two is company ?

 

[SoIllSusan]

Do you think two is company ?

Is three a party?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Is three a party?

Party? Did someone say Party?

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Party? Did someone say Party?

Where?

 

[SoIllSusan]

Am I invited?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don't know, do you think Susan will tell us?

Isn't it your party Susan?

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I don't know, do you think Susan will tell us?

Can I cum too?

 

[SoIllSusan]

Oh, it's my party? I'll bring a sweet snack, who's bringing something salty?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, it's my party? I'll bring a sweet snack, who's bringing something salty?

I'm told I'm salty, will I do?

 

[SoIllSusan]

Perhaps....Whose bringing the booze?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Perhaps....Whose bringing the booze?

Will this do?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhanilQzfd1qbwzd6.png

 

[SoIllSusan]

Do we need anything else?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Do we need anything else?

I always like to have something to lick and nibble on, what can you find?

 

[SoIllSusan]

Depends....feeding one or a crowd?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Depends....feeding one or a crowd?

Is it OK if I'm selfish and just want it all for myself?

 

[SoIllSusan]

Will you be terribly upset when I say I can't share?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Will you be terribly upset when I say I can't share?

Well, if I were upset, that would be a little hypocritical, wouldn't it?

 

[SoIllSusan]

Are there only lying hypocrites or can you be an honest hypocrite?