Quotable Movies

[Darkknight2010]

It might be a purely cultural phenomenon, but I LOVE the movie I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka. A wonderful satire of the Blaxploitation films about "black superheros" of the 70's, like Shaft.

I used to watch this movie and wonder if anyone outside of the black culture had seen and appreciated the humor.

Anyway...I'm rambling....couple of quotes from I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka..

"So, it's just you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU, KARATE, JIU-JITSU, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"

~Kung Fu Joe in his final showdown with the law before they blow his pitiful ass away.

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"My bitch better have my money
Through rain, sleet, or snow
My whore better have my money
Not half, not some, but all my cash
'Cause if she don't,/I'm gonna put my foot in her ass."

~FlyGuy's poem for the "talent" segment for the Pimp of the Year pagent.

OMG this movie is so fucking hysterical! The Wayan's brothers are freaking brilliant!

 

[Darkknight2010]

What movie are those quotes from?

Let's see:

"Send someone back for a shitload of dimes"

"No I'm not joking and stop calling me Shirley"

"He is NOT Mel Torme"

"Who's brain was it?" "Abby something"

"I have been, and shall always be, your friend"

"You've got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, Punk?"

Good pics.

I don't know all of them, but the 'Shirley' line is from 'Airplane'. (Entire cast cracked me up!)

The brain one is from 'Young Frankenstein.' (and please pronounce that name right.)

Oh dear... that's from 'ST II - The Wraith of Khan'. Best Trek film.

Last one... is that from 'Dirty Harry' or 'Sudden Impact'?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

"Send someone back for a shitload of dimes" - Blazing Saddles

"No I'm not joking and stop calling me Shirley" - Airplane

"You've got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, Punk?" - Dirty Harry

"He is NOT Mel Torme" - Top Secret

"I have been, and shall always be, your friend" - the Wrath of Khan Star trek 2.

but i don't know the brain one. Um... Maybe young frankenstein or something.

 

[Darkknight2010]

"Send someone back for a shitload of dimes" - Blazing Saddles

"No I'm not joking and stop calling me Shirley" - Airplane

"You've got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, Punk?" - Dirty Harry

"He is NOT Mel Torme" - Top Secret

"I have been, and shall always be, your friend" - the Wrath of Khan Star trek 2.

but i don't know the brain one. Um... Maybe young frankenstein or something.

THAT'S RIGHT! When they're at the toll-booth! OMG, great movie!

'Top Secret' is very under-appreciated.

 

[BigDonGStone]

Alright. We have some players. Let's try a few more.

"You can't handle the truth!"

"Ludicrous speed now!"

"I'm in the phonebook. I'm somebody!" Couple this with perhaps the best line of the movie. "I expect to be making more money soon. She says she's going to give me a blow job."

"You shouldn't be allowed in the frozen food section. You could melt all this stuff"

"Put Edwina back in bowl."

"Your family will die John." Followed by "Not in your lifetime."

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Ok two easy and I'll tap the others in a little bit gicve me some time.

"You can't handle the truth!"
quite obvious a few good men

"Ludicrous speed now!"
spaceballs. Love your brooks dont'cha

"You shouldn't be allowed in the frozen food section. You could melt all this stuff" I'm pretty sure this is scarface. But i could be really quite wrong.

I am wrong. that's animal house.

 

[BigDonGStone]

Yep. The first two are easy but it gets tougher from there.

Hint to frozen food - comedy.

Have fun.

Ok two easy and I'll tap the others in a little bit gicve me some time.

"You can't handle the truth!"
quite obvious a few good men

"Ludicrous speed now!"
spaceballs. Love your brooks dont'cha

"You shouldn't be allowed in the frozen food section. You could melt all this stuff" I'm pretty sure this is scarface. But i could be really quite wrong.

 

[ObsidianRose]

It's a game now? lol

 

[BigDonGStone]

No and my apologies for wording it that way.

Quotable movies is a fantastic idea for a thread and I get carried away. There are so many films where lines have become part of the national lexicon, or which are imbedded in us to make personal statements.

I remember as a kid watching a film that, to this day, brings tears to my eyes. (And it wasn't a great film)

"Take off that Polish helmet. Put down that Polish banner. You were my son. It was I who gave you life and it is only for I to take it away."

Tony Curtis and Yul Brynner in "TARAS BULBA".

It's been so long since I've seen the movie that the exact verbiage may be different, but the meaning has never left me. I won't tell you what happens in case you ever have a chance to see the film.

Thanks for starting such a great thread!!

It's a game now? lol

 

[ObsidianRose]

No and my apologies for wording it that way.

Quotable movies is a fantastic idea for a thread and I get carried away. There are so many films where lines have become part of the national lexicon, or which are imbedded in us to make personal statements.

I remember as a kid watching a film that, to this day, brings tears to my eyes. (And it wasn't a great film)

"Take off that Polish helmet. Put down that Polish banner. You were my son. It was I who gave you life and it is only for I to take it away."

Tony Curtis and Yul Brynner in "TARAS BULBA".

It's been so long since I've seen the movie that the exact verbiage may be different, but the meaning has never left me. I won't tell you what happens in case you ever have a chance to see the film.

Thanks for starting such a great thread!!

No, No!!! Don't apologize! I don't mind at all, I was just amused at the interesting turns a thread can take! Considering the nature of the thread, it's really inevitable that a quiz or two would arise. By all means...continue!

 

[mrtnmoon]

"I'm in the phonebook. I'm somebody!" Couple this with perhaps the best line of the movie. "I expect to be making more money soon. She says she's going to give me a blow job."

"You shouldn't be allowed in the frozen food section. You could melt all this stuff"

"Put Edwina back in bowl."

first one is from the jerk

the second one sounds like something steve martin says in my blue heaven

I'll go ahead and guess the man with two brains for the third one

 

[mrtnmoon]

FYI, there are a couple of other "movie quote" threads, including one that actually was a game. check it out here.

 

[ObsidianRose]

How could I forget one of the best quotable movies of all time???

Quote from Office Space:

"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!"

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!"

"Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast exams!"

 

[BigDonGStone]

Got two but you're in the right church wrong pew for the third.

first one is from the jerk

the second one sounds like something steve martin says in my blue heaven

I'll go ahead and guess the man with two brains for the third one

 

[BigDonGStone]

Answers to the last grouping:

A Few Good Men - Spaceballs - The Jerk - My Blue Heaven - All of Me - The Replacement Killers.

Let's get quotable:

"Put the bunny back in the box"

"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy"

"She turned me into a newt." "I got better."

"I'm still here Chief."

and

"I was just adjusting your breasts. They went all out of kilter when you fell."

 

[chronicle_tenko]

well we have

"She turned me into a newt." "I got better." - monty python quest for the holy grail.

"Put the bunny back in the box" - Con air. Love this movie. so many good actors in such great roles. I thought it was "put the bunny down" though.

"Dying ain't much of a livin' boy" - Outlaw josey wales. Just had a few customers ask about this one.

"I'm still here Chief." - Um I'm not really sure. I think It's either frequency or Ummm.. there's a comedy with uh phil. and grr. Only one I cna remember is frequency.

"I was just adjusting your breasts. They went all out of kilter when you fell." - Ah yeah dead men don't wear plaid.

thinks that's all well I'm sort of off here. If I'm not right anyone else get them?

 

[BigDonGStone]

Bingo. And yes it was Frequency.

How about...

"No poor dumb son-of-a-bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb son-of-a bitch die for his country."

"Broadsword calling Danny-boy"

"I thought you was dead Mr. McCandles." "Not hardly."

"Teacher says, everytime you hear a bell ring, an angel gets their wings."

 

[foofoo416]

How could I forget one of the best quotable movies of all time???

Quote from Office Space:

"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!"

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!"

"Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast exams!"

Definitely!

"No, It WAS a good name until I was 12 and that no talent ass-clown started releasing records."

"It's a Jump to Conclusions mat. It has different conclusions...and you jump to them."

 

[Lucky Girl]

.....

 

[foofoo416]

"Lick it up, baby. Lick it up..."

My ALL TIME favorite!!!!!!

Fuck yeah, rock the Heathers!

"I don't patronize bunny rabbits!"

 

[au_man]

I got all but one and that will come to me later cause I know the movie... I remember now!

Bingo. And yes it was Frequency.

How about...

"No poor dumb son-of-a-bitch ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb son-of-a bitch die for his country." Patton

"Broadsword calling Danny-boy" The Longest Day

"I thought you was dead Mr. McCandles." "Not hardly."John Wayne, but I'm currently at a loss for the title although I know it will come to me. OH I got it... "Big Jake"

"Teacher says, everytime you hear a bell ring, an angel gets their wings." It's a Wonderful Life...

 

[KnowsCycles]

Fuck yeah, rock the Heathers!

"I don't patronize bunny rabbits!"

*snigger*

*clasps hands over ears and begins shouting...*

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB...

 

[KnowsCycles]

I got all but one and that will come to me later cause I know the movie... I remember now!

I see you...

 

[au_man]

Now for some classics...

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."

"Actually, you're right, but l ain't yet sunk to horse stealing.
l've salted claims, yeah. And l've sold whisky to lnjuns.

Once a man come at me with a gun, and l killed him.

l can't think of one commandment l ain't shattered.

l never did fancy my parents, let alone respect or honour them, and l have coveted
my neighbour's wife... Whenever l had a neighbour and whenever he had a wife.

And l gamble and l cheat at cards, but there is one thing l do not do.

l ain't never gulled a pardner.

The one sacred thing, even to low scuff like me, is a man's pardner.

Two pennyweight short of four ounces."

 

[KnowsCycles]

Now for some classics...

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."

"Actually, you're right, but l ain't yet sunk to horse stealing.
l've salted claims, yeah. And l've sold whisky to lnjuns.

Once a man come at me with a gun, and l killed him.

l can't think of one commandment l ain't shattered.

l never did fancy my parents, let alone respect or honour them, and l have coveted
my neighbour's wife... Whenever l had a neighbour and whenever he had a wife.

And l gamble and l cheat at cards, but there is one thing l do not do.

l ain't never gulled a pardner.

The one sacred thing, even to low scuff like me, is a man's pardner.

Two pennyweight short of four ounces."

WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP????

Take me to bed or lose me forever...