Quotable Movies

[chronicle_tenko]

If you like dumb movies have you seen either Kung-Pow: Enter The Fist or Basekitball. Can't help laughing till I can't see the screne because of the tears.

"What do you mean you've lost gorgous Gorge?"

"It's not as if he's Incon-fucking-spicuous is he." Bricktop
"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary. Come Again?"
"No thanks Turkish. I'm sweet enough as is."

I loved Baseketball. But Kung-pow was a waste of time. Undercover Brother was so great, can't stand the other's there.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I just remembered the line from detroit rock city...one of 'em, anyway. the character named Trip says something like, "man, this is way better than the first time I fingered a chick!" I think it was near the end (spoiler alert) when the guys finally make it into the concert.

leebee> I thought baseketball was hilarious, too, but I can't remember any lines from it.

another stupid but quotable movie: anchorman, the legend of ron burgundy

I think my favorite scenes are when brian is getting ready to hit on the chick and he's putting on his musk...

"it's called sex panther, by odeon. it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. studies show that 60 percent of the time, it works every time."

then the aftermath:

"it smells like a used diaper filled with indian food."
"it's like a turd covered in burnt hair."
"it smells like bigfoot's dick!"

 

[asian_princess]

Since you guys stole all my Usual Suspects quotes

One of my fav movie moments...

Happy Harry Hardon - Send me your most pathetic moment, your most anything, as long
as it's real. I mean I want the size, the shape, the feel, the smell. I want blood sweat and
tears on these letters. I want brains and ectoplasm and cum spilled all over them.
Hallelujah! And now , all my horny listeners, get one hand free because yes, the eat me
beat me lady is back. "Come in. Every night you enter me like a criminal. You break into
my brain, but you're no ordinary criminal. You put your feet up, you drink your can of
Pepsi, you start to party, you turn up my stereo. Songs I've never heard, but I move
anyway. You get me crazy, I say 'Do it.' I don't care just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me,
pull me -talk hard!"............ I like that. Talk Hard. I like the idea that a voice can just go
somewhere uninvited and just kind of hang out like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind.
To me a thought is like a virus. You know, it can just kill all the healthy thoughts and just
take over. That would be serious."

 

[Zmey]

Love Snatch so much.

I think every man in a world can say that... or at list they like the movie

Oy! Fuckface! Who's speaking to you? He asked him didn't he?
Fuckface? That's a good one Earl, I have to remember it next time I climb off your mom.​

 

[Slow Ride469]

" It's not gonna be an orgy,it's a toga party "

 

[mrtnmoon]

" It's not gonna be an orgy, it's a toga party "

what a coincidence... I just watched this movie and popped on here to post this quote from it: "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

[Cratchit]

Thanks for the post, Chronicle! I'm sooo jealous that you get to live in Canada.

now that's a phrase you don't hear every day!!

 

[ObsidianRose]

A few quotes from Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy. God I love this book! If you've never read it...you're missing out. You can listen to the entire book HERE


"Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one — more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes and Who is this God Person Anyway?"
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"So long and thanks for all the fish!"
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
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"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."
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"And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches."
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"It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you."
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[LadyBlueMoon]

Are we done with the Animal House quotes?

If so, how 'bout this one?


"You don't have a future, bitch!"

 

[Elffy]

Kill Bill, v2


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Into the fire, she swallowed their hate.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Since you guys stole all my Usual Suspects quotes

One of my fav movie moments...

Happy Harry Hardon - Send me your most pathetic moment, your most anything, as long
as it's real. I mean I want the size, the shape, the feel, the smell. I want blood sweat and
tears on these letters. I want brains and ectoplasm and cum spilled all over them.
Hallelujah! And now , all my horny listeners, get one hand free because yes, the eat me
beat me lady is back. "Come in. Every night you enter me like a criminal. You break into
my brain, but you're no ordinary criminal. You put your feet up, you drink your can of
Pepsi, you start to party, you turn up my stereo. Songs I've never heard, but I move
anyway. You get me crazy, I say 'Do it.' I don't care just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me,
pull me -talk hard!"............ I like that. Talk Hard. I like the idea that a voice can just go
somewhere uninvited and just kind of hang out like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind.
To me a thought is like a virus. You know, it can just kill all the healthy thoughts and just
take over. That would be serious."

ooh pump up the volume. Such a good film. Love Christian Slater. Good actor, terrible guy.

 

[asian_princess]

ooh pump up the volume. Such a good film. Love Christian Slater. Good actor, terrible guy.

...loved him in Alone In the Dark too, did you, CT ...guess no quotes from that movie will be in here..

 

[chronicle_tenko]

...loved him in Alone In the Dark too, did you, CT ...guess no quotes from that movie will be in here..

oh so very terrible. No no quotes will be given. For now I shall leave the dark gods lie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369226/

I think 22nd worst film of all time.

 

[Matthew82]

awesome thread!!

this is something my friends and I do ALL the time...movie nuts somehow ban together with other movie fans just watched a classic last night

1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 GIGAWATTS!! The only thing that can produce 1.21 GIGAWATTS is a bolt of lightning!!

love that freaking movie....

just watch Wolf Creek last night...worth a peak..not the best but I love the horror genre.

 

[mrtnmoon]

1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 GIGAWATTS!! The only thing that can produce 1.21 GIGAWATTS is a bolt of lightning!!

love that freaking movie....

back to the future... I love it, too... one of the very few movies I've ever paid to see more than once.

for some reason I thought of this line from phone booth, when the hookers were pounding on the booth trying to get colin farrell out. so-so movie, great (IMO) line. one of the hookers said, "Goddammit, man... you done made me hurt my dick hand."

 

[BigDonGStone]

Of course I always liked:

"Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin."

and

"Can you hammer a six inch nail through a board with your penis?"

 

[mrtnmoon]

"Can you hammer a six inch nail through a board with your penis?"

"not at the moment."

"a girl has to have her standards."

 

[BigDonGStone]

Again from "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid":

"My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face."

and

"I hadn't had my willy adjusted like that in a long time. Especially without having to beg."

 

[foofoo416]

A few assorted quotes from Sixteen Candles:

"What was he wearing? Well let's see...he was wearing a red argyle sweater, tan slacks, and argyle socks. What's that? NO he is not retarded!"

"You go away, I call FIB, I call police!"

"Oh Fred, she's gotten her boobies! Ooooh, and they are SO perky!"

"I can't believe my grandmother just felt me up."

 

[Elffy]

Hot Dog...THe Movie

Rudy: Do you know what I had for breakfast this morning rookie? How do you say... I had Sonny side up, und I had Sonny side down, und I had Sonny side all ze vay around.

 

[mrtnmoon]

man of the house

"what's the matter.... don't you like vagina music?"

 

[WaywardWanderer]

A few from probably my favorite movie ever...or at least right up there...
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"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere!"
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"The preacher said it absolved us!"
"For him, not for the law! I'm surprised at you, Pete; I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar."
"But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed."
"That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed."
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"I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil."
"Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."

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"Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?"

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"Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame."

 

[Elffy]

Ace Rothstein: No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.


from: Casino

 

[ObsidianRose]

Another of my favourite movies: So I Married an Axe Murderer

"Heed!! Pants!!! Noowww!!"

"We have a piper down! Repeat. We have a piper down!"

 

[pte_arg]

That was fucking trippy-Pulp Fiction

There's something you don't see everyday-Bill Murray in Ghostbusters when he first see's the marshmallow man