Race of the Gods

[LadyRozes]

LOL GM .. you would want me to move this to srp but then that would just prove to everyone that you a thread couldnt survive on a few hints of sexual nature and all plot rather than all sexual in nature and virtually no plot..


No I was refering to the baddies.. IM waitin on DT and maybe Rone.. on whether they want to join also .. I am waiting on Siren whter we will see her post and then we could move on...

but hopefully we wont wait very long..

 

[DarkThoughts01]

im sorry i havent posted...no wait im not..im evil muahahah!

ahem...cough....

here it goes

Name:Micaelae
Age:dunno
Height:varying
Weight:varying
eyesne bright bright blue the other completly deadpan black
Description:
Micaelae isdefinatly insane...He cares naught for immortality but instead wishes only for the power that winning will give him...to fix him.
He is a master illusionist and shapeshifter,and he was once a kind and gentle person,who would change the dryest of deserts into paradise,the most wasted,evil bogs into towering,beautiful forests....
but all that changed.
Once he loved a woman,Leilana,who was all he wished for.She was beautiful and she loved him just teh same,and although she had barely any magical talent,neither cared nor begrudged each other this.All was peacefuly..until a fateful day.....

Name:Abrasia
age:uknown
height:varies
weight:not telling ANYONE
eyes:usually a bright goledn green,shaped like Micaelaes lost love's
Description:a backwards..originally ugly girl who learned her abilities with Micaelae under the same teacher.She was not As powerful,but she is close.She fell head over heels for Micaelae,btu eh shunned her,which only spurred her on more,thinking he was just plkaying ahrd to get or was unaware that they were soulmates.She was twisted and black though from years of torment on her looks,before she became an illusionist.
Micaelae however,only had eyes for his Leilana,and jealousy burned in teh dark heart of Abrasia.She watched them love and simper and was disgusted.who was this magically weak lils trumpet steaing Her soulmate.
She set a plan into motion...
One night,while the two lovers lay in bed she snuck in and cast a horrible curse of death,killing Micaelae's precious loveinstantly,slwoly turning her to dust that faded into the air.Micaelae screamed and struck Abrasia in fury,ruining her right side.Meanwhile,since her curse was still trumming through her body it turned,exacting teh same toll on micaelae's left side of his face,ruining it,leaving it as a few straps of flesh,a single eyes(the black one) and bone.
Abrasia still longs for Micaelae,who is her only love now wiht her broken body.She knows numerous curses and hexes,and owns a pet snake whihc measures 8 feet long from head to tail.She is one of the 7 only because she thinks that becoming that powerful will make Micaelae love her,the reason he didnt in the first place!

 

[LadyRozes]

Lovely now we have seven baddies and only five goodies.. .. still waiting on our two other posters.. ..

hums the jepordy song

 

[The GrandMage]

*Hums Jeopardy theme with Rozes*

Yep. Welp,...I dunno what's taking 'em. MIght just not be available at the moment. *whistles*

Oy. I' about ready to herd them off to get this slave and then return to mutter about why they aren't here.

 

[Vixandra]

You've got a point. Could just drag them along- or send a small team to buy/steal the wench.
Effective time/story progression stuff.

 

[The GrandMage]

THE FORCES OF GOOD:

1 - Yrismir - (GM) - Orc/Elf Fighter/Wizard (M)
2 - Calixte - (Vix) - Human(?) Rouge (F)
3 - Ramos - (Gecko) - Human Knight (M)
4 - Trianna - (BEL) - Elf Ranger (F)
5 - Elle - (Siren) - Elf Druid/Mage (F) - MIA
6 - Nova - (Our Virgin Marine) - Elf/Human Illusionist (M)
7 - Jandar - (Rone) - Human Paladin (M)


THE FORCES OF EVIL:

1 - Micaelae - (DT) - human/Shapeshifter? Illusionist (M)
2 - Abrasia - (DT) - Human/Shapeshifter? Illusionist (F)
3 - Ophelia - (BEL) - Drow Rogue (F)
4 - Goven - (pooh) - Elf Mage (M)
5 - Tork - (pooh) - Ogre Fighter (M)
6 - NPC
7 - NPC

So, that's what it's looking like right now.

 

[The GrandMage]

One number six makes himself know, since Yrismir doesn't know enough to go looking for people, we'll head out and grab the slave.

"She might be number seven, you never know. And if not, well, they should wait at the fucking bar all night if they have to. The Gods aren't gonna make something up that won't keep them there for a while..."

 

[LadyRozes]

okay sorry people had guests over so .. I wasnt able to post .. seeing this website is of an adult nature and they were priests.. hmm .. bad idea huh??


Kay so Now what I am thinking is that I have no idea what GM is saying .. so some one please .. clarify .. Thanks ROne for showing up IM very much excited to see your post.. very intersting intro very much what I had expected from you

Everyone Else is doing GREEEEEEEEEAT IM really happy about it..

As of right now I am going to watch spiderman . .cause I love comic book movies.. but later this evening .. we will jump start this badboy ...hopefully siren will have posted by then .. if not .. we will have to see... her chracter .. was bery interesting .. really bummed if she doesnt show...

ahh well such is life.. hopefull y we will have other interesting in playing

 

[The GrandMage]

What's not to understand?

 

[Neale]

Yep

Hmm.. don't see a dark priest of any sort. Gimme a min to scan the main thread, and see what I can come up with.

 

[Neale]

Here we go.. whatcha think, Roze?

Cardinal Sixtus IV

For a very, very long time, Cardinal Sixtus IV was a paragon of virtue, a leader of whichever the hell god or goddess was best known for having nauseatingly wholesome and virtuous followers. His keen intellect and unswavering faith resulted in blessings being heaped upon him as his powers within the religion grew. Little children dreamed of growing up to be just like him, and their parents flocked to hear his incredibly charismatic sermons, as well as to witness the miracles he performed as a conduit for his deity of choice's power.

He had devoted his life to being a mighty force for good, and only hoped to someday be judged worthy of admission in the promised afterlife set aside for worthy followers of his faith, where he would live in luxury, all cares set aside, and be served by 71 virgins.

One day, however, this all changed tragically. One of his oldest friends, a canonical scholar, had been working on a re-translation of the holy books of their order. Erasmus, the scholar, came to Sixtus in private, an ashen look upon his face, holding an ancient scroll clutched in his hand. "Sixtus... Sixtus... we've been wrong all these years! I've checked and checked and checked again.. the promised reward in our afterlife is NOT to be served by 71 virgins.. it is to be served.. 71 crystal clear elderberries!"

Sixtus stood slowly. "Erasmus, my old friend.. surely there is some mistake in your work?" Tears rolling down his face, Erasmus could only shake his head. "Fuck this," Sixtus replied, and swung the sacred staff of whatshername, beheading the scholar in one blow, then turned to piss all over the holy altar.

Now serving the evil gods as assiduously as he'd ever served his former deity, Sixtus lives only to enjoy the renewed life and vigor the evil gods had granted him for his service and to thoroughly enjoy in the present every bit of pleasure he'd once thought would be his in the afterlife.

His chief weapon is his intellect. Intellect and charisma, charisma and intellect. His two chief weapons are intellect and charisma, and a fanatical devotion to the dark gods. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as intellect, charisma, and a fanatical devotion to the dark gods...

 

[Neale]

To be a touch more specific

Sixtus has been granted certain powers by the dark gods to better enable him to make converts to their side. He is immune to the ill effects of all diseases, drugs, poisons, and intoxicants.. kinda like Keith Richards. He is incredibly persuasive and able to indetectably lie, able to do the most outrageous things and still be adored, allowing blame to fall from him as though he were coated in spiritual Teflon.. kinda like Bill Clinton. His favored method of healing wounds is to put the sufferer out of his misery with an unholy death touch.. kinda like Dr. Kevorkian. He's still able to hold his own in a melee situation, swinging the now-corrupted former symbol of his former faith, exemplifying one of his new mottoes: "Spare the rod and spoil my fun."

 

[LadyRozes]

LOL thats great neal .. lets say you've signeed the contract and recieved the letter .. we will take the voluptious LUst Goddess cleric out .. and you can take her place..

 

[The GrandMage]

LOl. I bet I could re-convert your priest, Neale.

"Dude, you should follow Twigidor. He's the Orc-God of drinking, brawling, gambling, and consentual sex. The Orc-Gods have lower standards then most. As long as you don't kill or rape, Twigidor thinks you're A-OK. And he's one of the Good Gods, too!"

 

[DarkThoughts01]

Lol

 

[The GrandMage]

Orc-Gods have lower standards.

You know, as long as you're only corrupt and not rampant evil, they figure that's about as good as it gets.

They're very impressed with the orcs in the neutral zone. I'm sure they're being very nice to the Tenora.

As yes, I said they. Two of the three Orc-Gods are good. The Orc-God of Stealing, Looting, Farming, and Blacksmithing also is one the good side.

It's the Orc-God of Childbirth, War, Rape, Murder, and Kinslaying that's the real bitch.

 

[Vixandra]

It's the Orc-God of Childbirth, War, Rape, Murder, and Kinslaying that's the real bitch.

You ever watched or played catcher at a child delivery?
OMGess Messy and painful and messy!
Part of me would deam any diety of childbirth and kinslaying evil.

Okay, I know, childbirth isn't that bad (haven't been through that yet thankfully) but still- not for the faint of heart.

 

[LadyRozes]

wow I never knew that there were good orc gods.. huh... who knew..

LOL

aright people.. I think that Siren since she hasnt even been online yet adn doesnt know of my emails.. sniff sniff.. that I think we should just go on with out here.. I know a place we can pop her in later ... so .. if you all want to leave the tavern that's kewlie with me .. I will jsut go with it .. and if she dont show in the part where she needs to show... I will npc her... but hopefully she will show by then ..

 

[SwampThing]

Hey, I'm not around much these days, but hopefully that'll change soon. I'm certainly interested.

You've still got an evil spot open, right? I'm thinking about a rich, charismatic gnome from the trade isle (they have gnomes there, right?). If you really want to keep this D&D, then he'd be a bard, but I'm really not that interested in having spells or fighting abilities. I just want to be good at fast-talking and manipulating NPCs, hiring squads of goons, and outfitting my companions. I'd want lots of contacts, languages, knowledge, stuff like that. A non-combat support character. That way if I'm not around, my character isn't adventuring with the evil party, but is somewhere else hiring an army to back them up.

Ideally, he (or she, I don't know . . ) wouldn't even be one of the Chosen, but just signed on to help the evil side for their own selfish reasons.

If that doesn't fit, then I'll play a bard.

 

[LadyRozes]

well I am unsure about the slots of the chosen but the evil side cheats so they basically will have more people than the good side. they only need seven contracts.. so sign up SWamp Btw .. did you get my PM?

 

[LadyRozes]

also welcome siren so glad that you could join us . Im so excited .. I was really hoping you would show..

Just jump on thw wagon .. Yipppie...

 

[The GrandMage]

...This is so messed up. And where is everybody? I mean, damn.

 

[Vixandra]

Yeah, this got a smidge carried away. But one could reasonably assume that everyone was either running with us to the ship or chased after Yris when he flew through the bar. So, theoretically, we should have everyone on the ship.

I think the problem may be is that some of us are more active posters then others. Unless I'm slammed at work, I try to post before or after I work. Except on the days where a 12 hr shift really means a 16 hr one.

 

[LadyRozes]

hey thanks to all of you who posted in that last battle very excited, I had a few problems last week and was unable to get to a computer, and this comming weekend will probably be the same.. entirely too many people I know are getting married this month.. LOL

 

[BlueEyedLady]

Okay, heres the story.

Lost job, lost phone, lost internet access....got new job, got new phone and am now back on internet.

Question, have I missed too much and do you need me to step out of the thread?