Really bad advice....

[CreekyBonz]

You should be comfortable and focused at work, so openly touch yourself in your cube

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

"Leave your family and join the circus."

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

"Leave your family and join the circus."

"Leave the circus and join his harem"

 

[SolarClint]

The higher the voltage, the less it tingles

 

[MedicalMuse]

Peanut butter makes excellent lube

 

[Mr_Soup]

Bring a fork to a gunfight. They’ll run away scared thinking you’re about to eat them.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

If you see an angry bear Thump them on the nose. It stuns them and gives you time to run away

 

[SolarClint]

When checking if the electricity is on. Use an LED and put the ends in to see if it lights up

 

[dawnonyou]

I once saw this as the title to one of the better chat rooms on Yahoo years ago. I figure I'd resurrect it and see how clever we all really are. I'll start things off...

"Start off a presentation with an ethnic joke." GO>>>>

Get a second mortgage on your house and donate it to the 2024 Biden effort to help him reach his life long goal of finally being elected as POTUS. He came so close in 2020 that it just seems right to give him a hand.

 

[dawnonyou]

If you see an angry bear Thump them on the nose. It stuns them and gives you time to run away

If it is a female bear grab her cub and start running. She will back off so that you don't trip while you are running and hurt her baby.

 

[dawnonyou]

Use steel wool rather than toilet paper. It is reusable.

 

[dawnonyou]

If your son or daughter wants a gender change surgery encourage them to go for it. If they are standing on the edge of the grand cannon and they believe they can fly encourage them to go for it. Always support what children think is best.

 

[dawnonyou]

Tattoo your nose.

 

[dawnonyou]

Remember that you don't need to ask him to wear a condom if he promises to pull out in time.

 

[riverj]

If it is a female bear grab her cub and start running. She will back off so that you don't trip while you are running and hurt her baby.

Excellent tip for survival in the wild........ or meal preparation.....

 

[cactusjack0584]

Little know survival tip… honey is a natural deterrent for bears. Spread it liberally all over your clothes and they will avoid you at all costs.

 

[azz_vt]

Establish dominance in the workplace by holding eye contact with your boss while shitting on the floor.

 

[Photog1rl]

The best way to get to know a person is to ignore them.

 

[Playwithmee]

Marry the first girl who fucks you.

 

[Chernosoth]

Insult people who disagree with you.

 

[MiaBabe23]

If you’re not sure whether a deluge will last, avoid taking any umbrella or wet weather gear; the power of belief will surely make the rain stop

 

[dawnonyou]

All people are equal in physical capacity and mental capacity. All people work equally hard. Therefore the government should make sure that wealth is divided up equal.

 

[Wombat69123]

Always search for gas leaks with a naked flame, the heat helps with the smell.

 

[Wombat69123]

Before you complement your mother in law on her boob job always squeeze them first, you don't want to drop yourself in it.