Republican Health Policy

[CandiCame]

Paragraph 4 of Amendment One parts A & B both make absolutely no sense and completely contradict the prewritten tax code for child deductions. They don't need to define a new law for non-custodial parent deductions, that's just stupid. It's going to create a whole hell of a lot of heartache and bullshit for families, deny a lot of claims and get an assload of people late refunds. Not to mention have two people sitting at my desk screaming at each other about who had the child the one extra day a year.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Well, it was originally their idea in the first place, so it makes sense that it's exactly the same.

I know, watching Romney get up there and promise to repeal the evil socialist Obamacare because he's soooooooooooooo conservative....was funny as fuck.

The fact that the entire GBRWCJ bought it hook line and sinker and defended it tooth and nail right up until he lost, then denied denied denied?? Even funnier.

 

[CandiCame]

Under the "eligible Individual" subclause, you can't even take these deductions if you had insurance under your employer at any time during the year. So... how is that helpful? If you're working you don't get the deduction that's supposed to replace the subsidy?

 

[Sean Renaud]

I know, watching Romney get up there and promise to repeal the evil socialist Obamacare because he's soooooooooooooo conservative....was funny as fuck.

The fact that the entire GBRWCJ bought it hook line and sinker and defended it tooth and nail right up until he lost, then denied denied denied?? Even funnier.

It was more depressing. I kinda understood for a split second how Elrond felt when the strength of men failed.

 

[CandiCame]

Section E of the same subclause is way, waaaay too vague. It's written in such a way as to provide no limit at all on governing bodies regulating the healthcare industry. They can micromanage the fuck out of this shit. This is flat out Orwellian.

 

[BotanyBoy]

It was more depressing. I kinda understood for a split second how Elrond felt when the strength of men failed.

In the grand scheme of things yea....mostly b/c it's embarrassing we have that many morons out there.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Since Vette didn't read it and doesn't understand it either feel free to stop Candi, you can do something constructive like spin around until collapse into a pool of your own puke you pusillanimous piece of phosphorescent pond scum.

 

[Sean Renaud]

In the grand scheme of things yea....mostly b/c it's embarrassing we have that many morons out there.

That too. Still I would have had loads of respect for Romney if he'd come out and simply said "You know why I won the primary? Because I'm not a crazy person. Here's what can be improved in Obamacare and who better to unfuck this than the man he admits he stole the idea from? You don't want a copy cat, you want the real deal!"

 

[CandiCame]

Since Vette didn't read it and doesn't understand it either feel free to stop Candi, you can do something constructive like spin around until collapse into a pool of your own puke you pusillanimous piece of phosphorescent pond scum.

That was one of the more alliterate insults I've ever received. I applaud you, sir. But I actually like this stuff. I'm gonna keep reading it. If you're tired of my commentary, that's cool. I'll stop posting every 15 minutes. It's taking me forever to get through anyway since I'm also holding a conversation and making tacos.

 

[CandiCame]

Seriously tho, just read article 9 of Subsection D. I'm going to copy it word for word just because it's so poorly written as to be funny.

"Election Not to Claim Credit: This section shall not apply to a taxpayer for any taxable year, if taxpayer elects to have this section not apply for such taxable year."

3, being the third number be reached,
Tho shalt not count 4,
Neither count tho 2
Accepting that tho then proceed
To three.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

In the grand scheme of things yea....mostly b/c it's embarrassing we have that many morons out there.

It's actually quite staggering and worrying at the same time.

Your political system is much more fun and entertaining than ours!

Woof!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Seriously tho, just read article 9 of Subsection D. I'm going to copy it word for word just because it's so poorly written as to be funny.

"Election Not to Claim Credit: This section shall not apply to a taxpayer for any taxable year, if taxpayer elects to have this section not apply for such taxable year."

3, being the third number be reached,
Tho shalt not count 4,
Neither count tho 2
Accepting that tho then proceed
To three.

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[Bad_Doggie]

But I actually like this stuff. I'm gonna keep reading it.

You're perverse; no wonder you're here!

Woof!

 

[Sean Renaud]

Damnit I failed to properly channel vette's spirit. I'm still practicing.

 

[CandiCame]

Subsection E literally just starts referring people to the Affordable Care Act. Like they thought that no one would get this far in.

1: Section 106 is amended by (adding these two sentences)

Like they couldn't even be arsed to cut&paste it.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm gonna read this, but I do think my after-dinner time would be better spent animating sharks in Mexican hats.

 

[BotanyBoy]

That too. Still I would have had loads of respect for Romney if he'd come out and simply said "You know why I won the primary? Because I'm not a crazy person. Here's what can be improved in Obamacare and who better to unfuck this than the man he admits he stole the idea from? You don't want a copy cat, you want the real deal!"

Right!

It's actually quite staggering and worrying at the same time.

Your political system is much more fun and entertaining than ours!

Woof!

Ehh...side effect of socialism, carrying around lot's of fail has it's price too.

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Whut'ull it bee Mister? Musturd? Er Katch-up?

 

[Sean Renaud]

We carry around a lot of fail too. We just don't budget for it so at the end of the year we're always scrambling. To say nothing of the fact that we don't really have a plan to turn fail into success.

 

[richard_daily]

Damnit I failed to properly channel vette's spirit. I'm still practicing.

You have to dumb it down a few notches.

 

[jeninflorida]

welfare welfare welfare


why don't you lazy fucks get a job?

 

[Sean Renaud]

I also didn't remember the part about the black knight and duck walking in his jack rabbit boots.

I R Fail.

 

[BotanyBoy]

We carry around a lot of fail too. We just don't budget for it so at the end of the year we're always scrambling. To say nothing of the fact that we don't really have a plan to turn fail into success.

This is where my greedy bitch side comes out and almost wants to be a republican when it comes to this political impasse. Because seriously if no one can come up with anything better than "More money!!" then fuck em.....

Like education....why are we paying top dollar to shove lil Johnny and Suzy with a collective IQ of 2 and a long history of fail be put through trig/physics/English lit and US history II.....making everyone else look so fucking bad???

Democrat response: "More money"

Fuck you with that god damn response to EVERYTHING democrats........seriously go fuck yourself right in the ass with a cleaver and give me all your money, then you can talk again.

Republitard: Home Skooling for personable reponsabiluhtay!!! Today Creationism 101.....Jesus rode a T-Rex in 1776 right into King Henry's court and fuck'ed his shit RIGHT up!! And that's what freedom is lil Johnny!

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Sane people: Why do we not have vocational programs for these people so they aren't floundering into adulthood like every other fucking nation?

Not everyone can be a brain surgeon, astrophysicist, engineer or astro-fucking-naut....get god damn real.

 

[Sean Renaud]

While I think especially in education we simply don't spend shit and get shitty results (depending on how you measure it) because we don't spend shit and it really is that simple.

That said, no not everybody is going to be a college grad but increasingly we're just too smart for our own good. It's been true for years but it's getting worse as we move forward not better. What are we gonna do in a few years when the last few retail jobs go belly up between Digital Sales, Online Orders and self check out? Sure there will be a FEW but the vast majority are simply going to be gone soon.

Those self driving cars are literally right around the corner and how long do you expect trucking to last as a profession when we can program the trucks to simply do it faster and better? I can go down the list because those are just things off the top of my head, we'll get a surgerybot sooner than we think.

 

[RoryN]

Answers should contain no reference of any description to the current President, Obama, Obamacare or any word beginning with O or o...

...and thus the GB right-fringe runs from the thread as quickly as possible.

 

[BotanyBoy]

While I think especially in education we simply don't spend shit and get shitty results (depending on how you measure it) because we don't spend shit and it really is that simple.

That said, no not everybody is going to be a college grad but increasingly we're just too smart for our own good. It's been true for years but it's getting worse as we move forward not better. What are we gonna do in a few years when the last few retail jobs go belly up between Digital Sales, Online Orders and self check out? Sure there will be a FEW but the vast majority are simply going to be gone soon.

Those self driving cars are literally right around the corner and how long do you expect trucking to last as a profession when we can program the trucks to simply do it faster and better? I can go down the list because those are just things off the top of my head, we'll get a surgerybot sooner than we think.

True true......idk man, fuck it. *lights up*

I'm going to be generating shit tons of aquaponic produce(seriously stepping away from my usual crop for a while..b/c I'm simply fucking tired of sleeping with one eye open.) and fish, I'm practically economy proof, mother fuckers gotta eat and if you don't mind the labor it's a pretty comfy living.