molly_hunter28
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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
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Why is the word phonetic not spelled as it sounds?
molly_hunter28
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Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic ?
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Why do white golfers dress like 1970's black pimps?
molly_hunter28
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lol, I've often wondered that very thing.....
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss ? Shouldn't it be called a near hit ?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss ? Shouldn't it be called a near hit ?
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very true!
Is there any vice lower than self-denial?
Is there any vice lower than self-denial?
molly_hunter28
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Why is it called TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth?
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Why is the grass always greener?
molly_hunter28
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*If you find that greener grass, will let me know 
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If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
*If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
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Considering the possibility in an average hour of death by tea cosy is higher than winning the lottery, why does anyone win it?
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Why does the word "rhetoric" nowadays seem to have a negative connotation?
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If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
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Why do people name their children willow, chastity and prudence when the must realise they will grow into the opposite?
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Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
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a true imponderable!
Isn't it odd that people won't regularly go to a gym that is over 5 mins from their home?
Isn't it odd that people won't regularly go to a gym that is over 5 mins from their home?
molly_hunter28
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LOL, I have that very problem
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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Why is it thought so bad to speak ill of the dead (who couldn't care) when it is nothing to malign the living?
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Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions.
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lol
If you deem an examination question to be rhetorical: do you get points for not answering?
If you deem an examination question to be rhetorical: do you get points for not answering?
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If 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd, what do the other 1% resemble?
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Why is facism always described as right wing?
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Aren't you glad the term "I can't take my eyes off of you" isn't literal?
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If a firefighter fights fires, a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
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Once we were a kingdom, we were ruled by a king, then we were an empire, we were ruled by an emporer, now we are a country and are ruled by Tony Blair, is this a coincidence?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
