Rhetorical questions?

[de-valmont]

If nothing is certain except for death and taxes, what happens to failure?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

 

[de-valmont]

LOL

Isn't it funny to see a fortune seller who is shut 'due to unforseen circumstances'?

 

[molly_hunter28]

true, what about this...

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

 

[de-valmont]

true, what about this...

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

LOL too true, never trust Mystic Meg!

If Inuits truly have 100 words for white, how long would it take one to describe a zebra crossing?

 

[molly_hunter28]

If con is opposite of pro, is Congress opposite of Progress?

 

[de-valmont]

very likely

If, as fundanmentalists believe, the world is only a few thousand years old, does that mean dinosaur bones were placed there, by god - probably after a fuck load of acid, entirely to fuck with our heads?

 

[molly_hunter28]

that is very likely....


Why is brassiere singular and panties plural

 

[de-valmont]

that is very likely....


Why is brassiere singular and panties plural

That has always confused me...

Is't it funny that in some stores you can buy a gun together with a ski mask without anyone batting an eye?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

 

[de-valmont]

strange that.

As life would surely be boring if everyone was perfect, why bother trying?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

 

[de-valmont]

Damn I catch myself doing that all the time...

Why do you speak louder at someone who cannot understand your language?

 

[molly_hunter28]

I see so many do both of those....

If they squeeze olive oil out of olives, how do they get baby oil?

 

[de-valmont]

Personally I crush babies...

If children can learn language 'parrot fashion' do parrots learn kiddie fashion?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Politics: From the Greek "poli" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning blood-sucking parasite.

 

[de-valmont]

lol too true...

It's it odd that both lawyers and prostitutes notably solicit?

 

[molly_hunter28]

I've often wondered......24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence?

 

[de-valmont]

I suspect there it

If you spend your days guzzling thunderbird you are a wino, so if you guzzle beer all day are you a beer-o?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

 

[de-valmont]

LOL

How long was it before string?

 

[molly_hunter28]

My guess too damn long.....

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

[de-valmont]

LOL

Do rednecks lie through their tooth?

 

[molly_hunter28]

lol, i would think so

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

 

[de-valmont]

Does my bum look big in this? not rhetorical per say but there is no correct answer...