Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[crazychemgirl]

You literally have a thread dedicated to secrets & confessions!

Isn’t that the whole premise of that thread? That you are a vault keeping everyone’s secrets?

OTHER people’s confessions… not my secrets

I will never betray the confidence of those who have confessed to me.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

OTHER people’s confessions… not my secrets

I will never betray the confidence of those who have confessed to me.

Better batting record than the priests.

 

[TXRafe]

Better batting record than the priests.

there is a baseball joke here, but even i wont go there...

 

[Bry1313]

Hmmmm, the computer has spit out a few selections based on interactions in here so far

@AmberLGreen would be perfect for @LustfulIntentions2

@Wriggle and @crazychemgirl can complete their crush bingo cards together

@MissRadiant and @Blueeyes4u100

@MandaPandaa and @SalaciousMonkey22 should be besties and host shower parties

@OrdinaryPerson with @OrdinaryPerson no reason needed

 

[Wriggle]

how dare you insinuate that I keep secrets.


It’s ok. I don’t need you anyway.

You fucking better keep secrets

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There are walls here?

Do you have a venue, a menu, and seating but no walls?

 

[Noor]

Wait - are you a man?
OP said you were a lady.

I’m a lady, aren’t you a lady?

 

[Bry1313]

Do you have a venue, a menu, and seating but no walls?

Patio

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You fucking better keep secrets

 

[Wriggle]

Hmmmm, the computer has spit out a few selections based on interactions in here so far


@Wriggle and @crazychemgirl can complete their crust bingo cards together

Crust bingo?

 

[Wriggle]

I’m a lady, aren’t you a lady?

I'll have you know I'm a very crushable man

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Patio

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Crust bingo?

Im imagining super dirty things but I think @crazychemgirl might be busy soon playing crust bingo with me instead

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Crust bingo?

I’m glad you asked cause I was scared to.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Im imagining super dirty things but I think @crazychemgirl might be busy soon playing crust bingo with me instead

Why are you trying to steal everyone’s crush? That’s not what this is about!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Patio

What's the temperature where you're at again?

 

[Wriggle]

Im imagining super dirty things but I think @crazychemgirl might be busy soon playing crust bingo with me instead

FFS.
We've only just been matched up

 

[Bry1313]

Crust bingo?

I don’t know what you are talking about.

(How did I do @OrdinaryPerson )

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why are you trying to steal everyone’s crush? That’s not what this is about!

I'm just foreshadowing

I think @crazychemgirl, @morelikeasong, and I would make a great threesome

 

[Bry1313]

What's the temperature where you're at again?

Where im at this moment? 67.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Patio

Al fresco
Clothing optional

 

[Bry1313]

I'm just foreshadowing

I think @crazychemgirl, @morelikeasong, and I would make a great threesome

Writes down @morelikeasong as one of the potential 3some crushers in the confession thread for you two.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm just foreshadowing

I think @crazychemgirl, @morelikeasong, and I would make a great threesome

Why are you so insecure?

 

[Wriggle]

I'm just foreshadowing

I think @crazychemgirl, @morelikeasong, and I would make a great threesome

Rub it in.



Please

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm just foreshadowing

I think @crazychemgirl, @morelikeasong, and I would make a great threesome

Who needs a 3rd wheel when those 2 hook up?