Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[cascadiabound]

What did you really expect from @Bry1313?

Anyway... Your not so secret crush seems to be very fond of these things called Lit bucks. Have you tried enticing him with those? Perhaps keep mentioning your better weather during his scorching summers. Always remind him of his awful state politics.

And if none of that gets him moving... Rely on describing your fantasies of what you could be doing as sexy neighbors. If it doesn't work, at least you'd have had a lot of fun anyway.

So much more helpful than @Bry1313!
Thanks OP!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So much more helpful than @Bry1313!
Thanks OP!

Wait wait hold on one damn sec here.

Since when did OP not mean original poster and became OrdinaryPoster?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Who needs a 3rd wheel when those 2 hook up?

So I'm the third wheel? Wow

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wait wait hold on one damn sec here.

Since when did OP not mean original poster and became OrdinaryPoster?

Since Nov 30, 2022

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait wait hold on one damn sec here.

Since when did OP not mean original poster and became OrdinaryPoster?

Since November 30, 2022.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Since November 30, 2022.

Jinx

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Jinx

Damn my spelling the whole word out!

 

[Bry1313]

Since November 30, 2022.

Jinx to the both of you

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Since November 30, 2022.

Duly noted

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Jinx to the both of you

So late

 

[Bry1313]

So late

This is why I could only match you with you

 

[Hornymwtxn]

So I'm the third wheel? Wow

According to them at least

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is why I could only match you with you

I am the best at satisfying myself

 

[Wriggle]

Since Nov 30, 2022

Since November 30, 2022.

The thread has thrown up


Another match

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I am the best at satisfying myself

A match made in heaven or birthed in hell?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The thread has thrown up


Another match

I do like climbing trees and eating bananas....

 

[MindYaBitness]

A match made in heaven or birthed in hell?

 

[MandaPandaa]

@MandaPandaa and @SalaciousMonkey22 should be besties and host shower parties

I've never met a better bestie matchmaker.

How big is your shower @SalaciousMonkey22 ?

 

[Bry1313]

We have our first anonymously submitted answers to the crush survey who’s asked to have their answers posted…….

• Who is your crush - bry1313 and Ordinary Person
• would you like it to stay a secret - No
• would you like a message to them letting them know someone is crushing - Yes
• would you like that message sent by me as a PM or in the thread - In The Thread
• why do you like your crush - I feel like they would be really good at angry sex

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've never met a better bestie matchmaker.

How big is your shower @SalaciousMonkey22 ?

There’s always room for you Amanda.

 

[lavendersilk]

We have our first anonymously submitted answers to the crush survey who’s asked to have their answers posted…….

• Who is your crush - bry1313 and Ordinary Person
• would you like it to stay a secret - No
• would you like a message to them letting them know someone is crushing - Yes
• would you like that message sent by me as a PM or in the thread - In The Thread
• why do you like your crush - I feel like they would be really good at angry sex

There's a questionnaire?

 

[Noor]

I'll have you know I'm a very crushable man

My mistake. What makes you very crushable?

 

[Bry1313]

There's a questionnaire?

See first post, there are two

Thread 'Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/secret-crush-service-and-matchmaking-support.1624365/

 

[Wriggle]

We have our first anonymously submitted answers to the crush survey who’s asked to have their answers posted…….

• Who is your crush - bry1313 and Ordinary Person
• would you like it to stay a secret - No
• would you like a message to them letting them know someone is crushing - Yes
• would you like that message sent by me as a PM or in the thread - In The Thread
• why do you like your crush - I feel like they would be really good at angry sex

This could have been mine but replace the angry sex with tantric sex.

 

[lavendersilk]

See first post, there are two

Thread 'Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/secret-crush-service-and-matchmaking-support.1624365/

Damn. I didn't read it all the way because it was so long.