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oh dear.... That was a favorite "spice things up a little" to slap her in the face/tits... or ass... or better yet, slapping her clit!!! oh, until she begged for the dick.


I'm sorry ladies, men are failing.
I will not concede the dick tentacle comparison until a dick more resembles the abilities of an octopus arm …. They be opening jars n shit with their tentacles
 
Whatever happened to the “Storm Area 51” movement?
Probably never happened. I mean, Military Police, in full gear with rifles.

I will admit there are some hot in uniform, but unless you have a military ID of some sort, no chance of access.
 
I will not concede the dick tentacle comparison until a dick more resembles the abilities of an octopus arm …. They be opening jars n shit with their tentacles
alright, I'll concede that one.

but I can knock a jar off the counter so it breaks on the floor?? loophole?
 
Probably never happened. I mean, Military Police, in full gear with rifles.

I will admit there are some hot in uniform, but unless you have a military ID of some sort, no chance of access.
oh man, there was this one Space Force guard. She must have been about 5' 8" or maybe taller full sleeves and muscular enough that her uniform was damn tight!!! and curvy!!! oh
 
What's The plan Stan? Another chaos thread?

Well, I am the Lord of Chaos, so I approve. Be aware, I reserve the right to hijack this thread and twist it into my own twisted purposes at any time, for any reason, even nothing.

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oh man, there was this one Space Force guard. She must have been about 5' 8" or maybe taller full sleeves and muscular enough that her uniform was damn tight!!! and curvy!!! oh
Not going to lie, my husband knows who from his unit I would fuck.

Even when we were sitting in the food court at Fort Dix Joint Base, yeah he caught me drooling.
 
wait a minute...

we are approaching this loophole all wrong. If I'm thinking with my dick, then my dick is controlling my hands!!! so my dick CAN grasp and hold and choke and squeeze and slap.
 
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