Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

wait a minute...

we are approaching this loophole all wrong. If I'm thinking with my dick, then my dick is controlling my hands!!! so my dick CAN grasp and hold and choke and squeeze and slap.

This requires an eye roll reaction ….. stop trying to make dicktacles work… it’s not happening

 

[Mrtenant]

You can try

Try? You? Thanks... Go to my dungeon

 

[SherlockianMan]

I’m a connoisseur of tits

Same. Nature's most beautiful art form. An unlimited variety of shapes and sizes to admire

 

[SixShooter14]

Try watching one and having him ruin it by saying what is regulated or really happens.

haha... I do that when someone misquotes the speed of a particular bullet or the speed of sound. It's annoying

 

[MrsPassion]

You're absolutely right. Dicks are extremely limited. We deserve better!

What do we want? Advanced dicks!!
When do we want it? Right now!!

 

[SixShooter14]

This requires an eye roll reaction ….. stop trying to make dicktacles work… it’s not happening

well my dick has to be good for something other than popping and helicoptering!!!

 

[Mrtenant]

wait a minute...

we are approaching this loophole all wrong. If I'm thinking with my dick, then my dick is controlling my hands!!! so my dick CAN grasp and hold and choke and squeeze and slap.

Tentacles actually operate independently from their host, as if they have their own mind.

 

[SixShooter14]

What do we want? Advanced dicks!!
When do we want it? Right now!!

quiet you! lest you want spanked!!!!

 

[MrsPassion]

well my dick has to be good for something other than popping and helicoptering!!!

Don’t knock your helicopter. That was…thank you for your service

 

[crazychemgirl]

Try watching one and having him ruin it by saying what is regulated or really happens.

That’s like watching movies with me that have science / chemistry plotlines


Oh oh oh …. I watched this show yesterday where a guy said that praying at your meal actually CHANGED the molecules and made them more usable by your body to be absorbed and whatnot ….. I could not eye roll hard enough

 

[MrsPassion]

quiet you! lest you want spanked!!!!

I always want to be spanked silly goose

 

[SixShooter14]

Scientifically speaking: A narrow, flexible, unjointed part extending from the body of certain animals, such as an octopus, jellyfish, or sea anemone. Tentacles are used for feeling, grasping, or moving.

So if you can move or grasp with it, go for it!

Tentacles actually operate independently from their host, as if they have their own mind.

I don't remember that being in the definition posted earlier.

 

[SixShooter14]

That’s like watching movies with me that have science / chemistry plotlines


Oh oh oh …. I watched this show yesterday where a guy said that praying at your meal actually CHANGED the molecules and made them more usable by your body to be absorbed and whatnot ….. I could not eye roll hard enough

wut? like wut? huh? I...don't

 

[JerseyJade]

I would defend Conrad until my dying breath. Only JJ knows my kryptonite, and she would never betray me by telling you.

You wanna bet?

 

[SixShooter14]

I always want to be spanked silly goose

oh...I know

 

[crazychemgirl]

Try? You? Thanks... Go to my dungeon

Don’t threaten me with a good time

 

[Mrtenant]

I don't remember that being in the definition posted earlier.

Its science baby, science

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ loves me, but she would throw me under a bus just to see what it looked like.

#facts

 

[crazychemgirl]

Its science baby, science

Your fish is distracting

 

[Mrtenant]

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Gossamer! We got us another Victim!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Gossamer! We got us another Victim!

You say victim like I’m not willing

 

[Mrtenant]

Your fish is distracting

Ain't he cute?

 

[sallysparrow23]

This thread title is gonna cause @sallysparrow23 to want to fight you.

When I first saw the title I thought it was one that he started.

I'm pretty sure she's cool, she likes tatas. Tatas are fantastic.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

haha... I do that when someone misquotes the speed of a particular bullet or the speed of sound. It's annoying

All I have to say bc my hubs is in military supply, is bullets don't fly without supply. I'm not caring as much about the speed or sound.

 

[Mrtenant]

You say victim like I’m not willing

You don't know Gossamer