Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Your emojis are broken.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have lives that story, thankfully as an amateur but skilled enough IT capable son of a friend unrelated to the grandmother in question.
Also helped a 70year ish lady with a computer that belonged to her recently deceased son. We found just… a lot of porn, some of it made with him and his girl… she took it way better than I would have assumed.

Was uncomfortable as hell for me both times.

I have fixed computers professionally for decades. Trust me, what stories you have are traumatizing, but unfortunately, mine are worse.

In some cases, far worse. As in reporting to the FBI worse...

 

[vagrantx]

 

[Mrtenant]

Rarely am I accused of thinking something pervy when I haven't been, but in this case, I absolutely was not thinking anything sexual about butter -- or anyone involved in the conversation!

However, thanks to you, I am now thinking about licking apple butter off an entirely different lady.

That's the spirit!

 

[SWR101]

I have fixed computers professionally for decades. Trust me, what stories you have are traumatizing, but unfortunately, mine are worse.

In some cases, far worse. As in reporting to the FBI worse...

I have no doubt of that, and if I was professionally in that field I’d be way more numb to it. But I was just a kid doing a favor for a friend of my mom the first time. The Second Lady was only about 6-7 years ago, so it was more embarrassing having her looking over my shoulder at her sons amateur porn…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Geebus, just fuggin post it. I mean, that one dude did a 1600 x 3200 of his starfish. How bad can it be?

I don't want to know. And I don't want someone to take that as a challenge...

 

[lavendersilk]

I have fixed computers professionally for decades. Trust me, what stories you have are traumatizing, but unfortunately, mine are worse.

In some cases, far worse. As in reporting to the FBI worse...

Let's go back to the early 2000's for a minute, shall we? My laptop was on the fritz and on warranty, but I was so scared to mail it to the manufacturer because it had like two porn videos on it. My brother told me to drop it in the driveway and run over it with my car.

 

[Qky75]

I can't take it anymore....in American "English" the word butter may be used as a descriptor of another product to show its spreadable similarity to the dairy product. Is apple/peanut/duct butter butter? No. Does it SPREAD like butter? Yes.

Go ahead...throw tomatoes, I'm wearing my safety glasses.

 

[Ricardus]

Glad to help. Ever need something you posted to be twisted or perverted, I'm your guy. It's my specialty.

I'm generally my own best enemy . . . worst friend . . . or something in that regard. Come to think of it, I did take such a somewhat-related thought to an unfortunate place recently.

However, I appreciate the offer. If I feel things getting a little too slow, I'll be sure to remember you may be the hero I haven't yet realized I needed!

 

[Qky75]

I don't want to know. And I don't want someone to take that as a challenge..

Just shot soda out of my nose...fucker!! That was funny

 

[vagrantx]

I can't take it anymore....in American "English" the word butter may be used as a descriptor of another product to show its spreadable similarity to the dairy product. Is apple/peanut/duct butter butter? No. Does it SPREAD like butter? Yes.

Go ahead...throw tomatoes, I'm wearing my safety glasses.

What say you about margarine?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have no doubt of that, and if I was professionally in that field I’d be way more numb to it. But I was just a kid doing a favor for a friend of my mom the first time. The Second Lady was only about 6-7 years ago, so it was more embarrassing having her looking over my shoulder at her sons amateur porn…

I worked for a registrar and hosting company chasing down legal issues, including CP, for three years. I did it because if I didn't, someone else would have to. I finally went to my boss and said if they didn't move me, I was going to start drinking at work. Turns out, I lasted two years longer than anyone had before me.

 

[Qky75]

What say you about margarine?

May I point out the English in quotes...I make no claims any of it makes sense.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let's go back to the early 2000's for a minute, shall we? My laptop was on the fritz and on warranty, but I was so scared to mail it to the manufacturer because it had like two porn videos on it. My brother told me to drop it in the driveway and run over it with my car.

Oh, how I love you...

 

[Mrtenant]

I don't want to know. And I don't want someone to take that as a challenge...

Aww c'mon. It's why we're all here- waiting for someone to randomly post their starfish.

 

[Photog1rl]

Aww c'mon. It's why we're all here- waiting for someone to randomly post their starfish.

No, no we are not.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Aww c'mon. It's why we're all here- waiting for someone to randomly post their starfish.

Okay, there are a few I am waiting in vain for, but other than that...

 

[Mrtenant]

Just shot soda out of my nose...fucker!! That was funny

You hit anyone with it?

 

[Qky75]

Aww c'mon. It's why we're all here- waiting for someone to randomly post their starfish.

 

[SWR101]

No, no we are not.

I’ll uh, I’ll second that.

 

[vagrantx]

Aww c'mon. It's why we're all here- waiting for someone to randomly post their starfish.

*sigh* fine

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay, we are even now. I just snorted ice tea out of my nose.

And no, I didn't hit anyone.

 

[Qky75]

You hit anyone with it?

Thankfully just my shirt.

 

[Bry1313]

So be sneaky about it and hope no one cares enough to report it? I see.

Just show us your dick already, we’ve been teased enough

 

[SWR101]

*sigh* fine

Such a cute starfish…