Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

If you want to post full nudity, you can't use "attach file". Also preferably use a link, and don't embed the pic. After that, it's up to the mods.

Wow. It's like you read the rules or something.

 

[vagrantx]

Stay away from the files marked private.

When I was still living at home with mom, and we only had the one computer, I hid all my naughty stuff in a maze of folders. Each level had 20 folders and the key to finding the fun stuff was a sequence of numbers I'd memorized. Thought I was soooo clever until mom confronted me and said she'd found some things. Didn't cross my mind that even hidden, the pics would be indexed and searchable. Blamed it all on my brother

 

[lavendersilk]

I have a story, not mine, where a naked picture of a grandmother and her new boyfriend accidentally were seen by the adult grandson who was trying to help his grandmother out on her computer. Traumatizing.

This sounds like a story in here... it probably is... But life is scarier than fiction.

 

[vagrantx]

Wow. It's like you read the rules or something.

The all-mighty, all-powerful, all-seeing and very benevolent ToPleaseHim (is she listening? can she see us?) gave some of us serial offenders on the "what kind of sex would you like to have right now" thread a talking-to. Had to learn the hard way

 

[Mrtenant]

If you want to post full nudity, you can't use "attach file". Also preferably use a link, and don't embed the pic. After that, it's up to the mods.

Or just post in General Forum. Doesn't look like they monitor it very much, if at all.

 

[Ricardus]

Yep it is.

Maybe at least not in the sense that would freak out @vagrantx? Maybe only dairy-based butter can't be all appled out . . . or beappled . . . or whatever it is that it is!

 

[Mrtenant]

Maybe at least not in the sense that would freak out @vagrantx? Maybe only dairy-based butter can't be all appled out . . . or beappled . . . or whatever it is that it is!

Why am I getting the idea that you are thinking about rubbing butter on her ass?

 

[dawn_of_night]

On another note, I'm a little confused about the enforcement of certain Lit rules like full nudity. Seems like it's fine in some places and deleted in others?

Honestly I think it depends on what forum your in and who your doing it with....
Just my opinion.

 

[morelikeasong]

On another note, I'm a little confused about the enforcement of certain Lit rules like full nudity. Seems like it's fine in some places and deleted in others?

What V said. But also, I think things mostly get deleted when they are reported. Some boards have more proactive reporters than others.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Honestly I think it depends on what forum your in and who your doing it with....
Just my opinion.

What V said. But also, I think things mostly get deleted when they are reported. Some boards have more proactive reporters than others.

If you want to post full nudity, you can't use "attach file". Also preferably use a link, and don't embed the pic. After that, it's up to the mods.

So be sneaky about it and hope no one cares enough to report it? I see.

 

[morelikeasong]

 

[lavendersilk]

So be sneaky about it and hope no one cares enough to report it? I see.

Do you want me to take a peek at it and see if it breaks any rules?

 

[Azuldrgon]

So be sneaky about it and hope no one cares enough to report it? I see.

The big thing is that certain things have to be hidden behind links to avoid issues.

 

[Mrtenant]

So be sneaky about it and hope no one cares enough to report it? I see.

Geebus, just fuggin post it. I mean, that one dude did a 1600 x 3200 of his starfish. How bad can it be?

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Do you want me to take a peek at it and see if it breaks any rules?

You can peek all you want.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So be sneaky about it and hope no one cares enough to report it? I see.

*Nods*
For example....
Well... I don't have a good one.
But yea.
Sorry.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why am I getting the idea that you are thinking about rubbing butter on her ass?

Well, I wasn't...

 

[Ricardus]

Why am I getting the idea that you are thinking about rubbing butter on her ass?

Rarely am I accused of thinking something pervy when I haven't been, but in this case, I absolutely was not thinking anything sexual about butter -- or anyone involved in the conversation!

However, thanks to you, I am now thinking about licking apple butter off an entirely different lady.

 

[lavendersilk]

Well, I wasn't...

She will be disappointed in you.

 

[Mrtenant]

Rarely am I accused of thinking something pervy when I haven't been, but in this case, I absolutely was not thinking anything sexual about butter -- or anyone involved in the conversation!

However, thanks to you, I am now thinking about licking apple butter off an entirely different lady.

Glad to help. Ever need something you posted to be twisted or perverted, I'm your guy. It's my specialty.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So be sneaky about it and hope no one cares enough to report it? I see.

Or you could, you know, be respectful to the board and the viewers and post it behind a link if it goes too far?

Not that difficult to do. They have a button for it and everything...

 

[SWR101]

I have a story, not mine, where a naked picture of a grandmother and her new boyfriend accidentally were seen by the adult grandson who was trying to help his grandmother out on her computer. Traumatizing.

This sounds like a story in here... it probably is... But life is scarier than fiction.

I have lives that story, thankfully as an amateur but skilled enough IT capable son of a friend unrelated to the grandmother in question.
Also helped a 70year ish lady with a computer that belonged to her recently deceased son. We found just… a lot of porn, some of it made with him and his girl… she took it way better than I would have assumed.

Was uncomfortable as hell for me both times.

 

[Mrtenant]

She will be disappointed in you.

I was just thinking that. Yeesh, try to help a brother out..

 

[UnquietDreams]

She will be disappointed in you.

I am now.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You can peek all you want.