Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Look at Conan and tell me you don't want him

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The redheaded god aside, I get your point. Not everyone can rock jeggings like Conan does. Some times you just want a Bruce Springsteen look.

I honestly don’t know how to explain the not tight tight of pants that I find sexiest on men

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Do you mean just, like, normal jeans?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you mean just, like, normal jeans?

Lol probably

 

[UnquietDreams]

Edit … almost anything on women make me wet … a woman’s body is … fucking gorgeous.


Men I like more for their brains.

And their voices.

And their biceps

Women look beautiful, end stop. No arguments.
I like women for their brains. Men are idiots.
I like women for their voices. Oh, voices...
Women with visible biceps are hot. Women without them are hot.

I guess I have a type...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Women look beautiful, end stop. No arguments.
I like women for their brains. Men are idiots.
I like women for their voices. Oh, voices...
Women with visible biceps are hot. Women without them are hot.

I guess I have a type...

I guess I should say I also like women for their brains

It’s actually ALL about the brain … not in a zombie way.

 

[vagrantx]

So there was a trend in the US in the 80s to have Japanese Kanji on clothes. When I went to Tokyo, they had clothes with dense blocks of English that made absolutely no sense, even if it was written correctly. I still have a shirt that has a whole conversation about beards and ZZ Top and whether it was "ice cream" (I think they translated a la mode, "in fashion" to the US meaning, which is "topped with vanilla ice cream.")

engrish.com/ will never not be funny!

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[UnquietDreams]

I guess I should say I also like women for their brains

It’s actually ALL about the brain … not in a zombie way.

Totally. Smart girls are so hot...smart girl.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

engrish.com/ will never not be funny!

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Oh, my favorite is from Wales. All the signs have to be bilingual. They sent the phrase to be translated to a the Welsh translator, got their answer, and made this sign:
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If you read Welsh, that reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated”

 

[SWR101]

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Yeah, I don’t get it

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

Yeah, I don’t get it

Not everyone does...

 

[hotoldrguy]

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Holy Shit!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because we were having a pasta discussion earlier

 

[lavendersilk]

Look at Conan and tell me you don't want him

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-560w,f_auto,q_auto:best/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/g-tdy-110601-conan-11a.jpg

The redheaded god aside, I get your point. Not everyone can rock jeggings like Conan does. Some times you just want a Bruce Springsteen look.

That is my type right there.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That is my type right there.

I’m more of a dad bod girl … with huge biceps and shoulders … ability to pick me up.

 

[lavendersilk]

You guys!!! It's @Kitty_so_frisky 's bday tomorrow!! Y'all lubed and ready???

 

[crazychemgirl]

You guys!!! It's @Kitty_so_frisky 's bday tomorrow!! Y'all lubed and ready???

I will contribute 3 orgasms to the cause.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m more of a dad bod girl … with huge biceps and shoulders … ability to pick me up.

I have many types. So many.

 

[Alfie71]

Of course, the real fun with wearing a bow tie is when you get to wear it undone in a rakish manner at the end of an evening.

While I’m dishing out bonus points, have a handful for ‘rakish’.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Because we were having a pasta discussion earlier

Spaghetti...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Spaghetti...

I LOVE IT … I want to be like that lady in that Adam Sandler movie and have a tub filled with spaghetti

 

[UnquietDreams]

That is my type right there.

Let's see: red head, lots of great hair, skinny, wearing painted on jeans.

*looks at self in mirror*

Hey, wait...

 

[UnquietDreams]

You guys!!! It's @Kitty_so_frisky 's bday tomorrow!! Y'all lubed and ready???

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You guys!!! It's @Kitty_so_frisky 's bday tomorrow!! Y'all lubed and ready???

I've been waiting all week for tomorrow. I wonder if she'll be close enough to hear me