Sex & Shenanigans

*waits for thanksgiving invites to flood in*
The only thing I'm good at is sweet potatoes....
🥺
I have cooked a turkey .... But I'm not a gravy maker at thanksgiving.....and I like bread casserole instead of of all this other stuff y'all are making 🤷

Otherwise your welcome 😁
 
Ok so a blonde calls her boyfriend and is perplexed.

I bought this jigsaw puzzle on sale. It's supposed to be a rooster but all the pieces are the same color and none of them fit together!

The boyfriend comes over to have a look and then says

Well, the first thing you should know is we won't be making any sort of rooster out of these pieces. How about I make you a nice cup of tea and then we can put all the cornflakes back in the box.
 
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