Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Are your feet the beef inside the Wellington?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I requested a non-pasty Wellington … tyvm

Right!? Just wrap beef tenderloin in puff pastry and leave the mushrooms and pâté out of it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Right? Just wrap beef tenderloin in puff pastry and leave the mushrooms and pâté out of it!

I’ll eat with you from now on.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’ll eat with you from now on.

Do you have a spoon I can borrow?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you have a spoon I can borrow?

I always have extra spoons.


Except not emotional spoons. I am negative inventory on emotional spoons.

 

[Qky75]

IJS…if someone were to combine my love of dick tricks, food and humor, it would be hot AF

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@UnquietDreams would probably do it

Whelp...it could have been fun....c'est l'vie

 

[Wand3rlust]

British folk … why do you call boots wellies?

Wellington Boots.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wellington Boots.

But why Wellington?

 

[Wand3rlust]

But why Wellington?

Duke of. He has a lot to answer for...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Duke of. He has a lot to answer for...

Feet and beef … what a weirdo.

 

[Qky75]

Duke of. He has a lot to answer for...

I want to know why there's lash welts on my bergamot tea bags

 

[Wand3rlust]

Feet and beef … what a weirdo.

Have you not heard about our nobility?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have you not heard about our nobility?

Other than they married their relatives and one of them married too many and kept killing time off

 

[Awaywego]

Mine

 

[Qky75]

Other than they married their relatives and one of them married too many and kept killing time off

They weren't as bad as the Italian nobility....or did you get around to reading...lolol it was long.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, it’s better than if you believe in the bible where Eve fucked her own son.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is something you believed was true for WAY too long??

 

[lavendersilk]

What is something you believed was true for WAY too long??

That Eve fucked her own son I guess...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … I don’t like that question.


What would you be willing to put up / in … your body for $$ and how much money would it take?

 

[dawn_of_night]

What is something you believed was true for WAY too long??

That Betty Crocker was a person...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ok … I don’t like that question.


What would you be willing to put up / in … your body for $$ and how much money would it take?

I mean.... I'd take a dick for free....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Please don’t tell me this.

It can, but it doesn't require it. I make it without.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Who's Coming at Dinner?

Please, pick me... Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Add me to the list of people on which beef Wellington would be wasted. I will not eat anything that has touched mushrooms, and am not a fan of pâté.

Don't use pate, but I do use the Duxelles. Standing rib roast? Requests? You are worth the effort.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mmmmm rib roast