Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

Q's piece is so big
Sit on it wrong and get a big ouch
Give it a lick
Make it all slick
But don't swallow whole
His big ol'
........

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Couch.

 

[Bry1313]

Who me?

Yes you

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Wand3rlust]

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That's squir-rel.

Not squirl.

 

[lavendersilk]

That's squir-rel.

Not squirl.

How do you say penguin?

 

[Wand3rlust]

How do you say penguin?

is this a trap?

 

[Qky75]

How do you say penguin?

Whatever it is it's better than 'peengun" said around here

 

[lavendersilk]

is this a trap?

No.

 

[Qky75]

is this a trap?

Yes. With her yes it is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes you

I mean, you’re the one with the ketchup bitch tagline.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How do you say penguin?

I would like to know this as well please and thank you.

 

[hotoldrguy]

is this a trap?

 

[lavendersilk]

I have never seen that clip before in my life. Thank you for sharing it.

 

[Qky75]

How do you say penguin?

The worst pronunciation here though? The soft e.... Electric, elephant, ....here pin pen tin and ten all rhyme. I got called in to my daughter's 1st grade class to receive information about her possible hearing or intellectual disability. Mind you this girl was always razor Uber world dominance smart.....

The teacher's evidence? An oral spelling test in which my daughter spelled ten and pen as tin and pin. Then I heard the teacher speaking. Ma'am, she spelled exactly what you said. One does not visit the circus to see the Iliphants. Oddly the teacher only requested conference with mom after that.

 

[Bry1313]

No.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VnXrA1Xypu0AAAAC/its-a-trap.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, you’re the one with the ketchup bitch tagline.

Should he have a comma there?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone have concerns about this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification

 

[Bry1313]

Anyone have concerns about this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification

I think we are a pretty good distance from the nearest black hole, this is not on my existential dread checklist

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anyone have concerns about this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification

If you’re that close to a black hole it’s not your biggest concern

 

[morelikeasong]

Anyone have concerns about this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification

I got 99 concerns but spaghettification ain’t one

 

[hotoldrguy]

Anyone have concerns about this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification

Or you could just try the DIY version
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/azPwBe2od4M/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[hotoldrguy]

I got 99 concerns but spaghettification ain’t one

that number seems very specific...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

that number seems very specific...

Blame Jay Z

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or you could just try the DIY version
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/azPwBe2od4M/maxresdefault.jpg

Maaaaaaaan when I had disc issues this was the best feeling in the world