Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

No, you really wanted coffee.

This is why I love you so much.

I love you too


Also. I bet you're a good kisser and hugger....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fried chicken or chicken fried steak?

 

[lavendersilk]

Fried chicken or chicken fried steak?

Are you cooking? I'll take both please.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Popeyes is better

It is. Doesn't fit the joke, though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fried chicken or chicken fried steak?

Apples and organs.

How about "Chicken Fried Steak or Chicken Fried Chicken Breast?"

 

[dawn_of_night]

Now if that was cooling rather than massaging, I know a bunch of women who would throw cash at it right now.

I can't imagine that's comfortable.... Like wtaf....
After having sold lingerie and clothes for 15 years....
I also say it's probably getting hot even if it were a "cooling" and the best option would be those instant ice bag type things for cooling...

And... If they're doing it maybe they should just seek cooler breathable fabric instead of of adding fucking vibration....
Sounds like a titty fuck waiting to happen....

Okay. I think I'm done now....

Nope....
Fucking men made that bra, btw. Fuck them.

*Sigh*
Ok..

Now. I'm. Done.

 

[Bry1313]

Fried chicken or chicken fried steak?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZezsFuiFB48AAAAC/both-is-good-both.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

Popeyes is better

But chester's.... Ooofph

 

[dawn_of_night]

Apples and organs.

How about "Chicken Fried Steak or Chicken Fried Chicken Breast?"

Yup... Or chicken fried turkey ... Like they make at cracker barrel on Thanksgiving

 

[crazychemgirl]

You guys suck at making decisions

 

[Wand3rlust]

I wanna know about the apples and the organs..

 

[lavendersilk]

Yup... Or chicken fried turkey ... Like they make at cracker barrel on Thanksgiving

I didn't even know that existed.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yup... Or chicken fried turkey ... Like they make at cracker barrel on Thanksgiving

I need to go there

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Jollibee has the best fried chicken

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Okay, so here’s something I was thinking about seeing Evie and Anuk-Sa-Namun fight it out while rewatching The Mummy Returns a couple nights ago:

Which TV or movie cast best describes your sexuality?

e.g. “My sexuality is the entire adult cast of The Mummy Returns”
or “my sexuality is the lead characters of Labyrinth” (I’ve actually seen many Gen Xers use that one to describe their teen selves)
or “my sexuality is the entire adult cast of LOST”

Anybody else? View attachment 2386891

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

Henry Cavill and…is cloning a thing? I’d wear the fuck out of 2 Henry Cavills. If not, a Henry Cavill and a Jason Momoa.

I do give her fresh cucumber, blueberries, nectarine and carrots every morning lol

Mine loves carrot slices for treats.

How dare you say that and not provide videos of them eating while making those satisfying *cronch cronch cronch* noises?!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fried chicken or chicken fried steak?

I still haven't had a chicken friend steak yet since the last time I was craving it and I still want it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Apparently no one can find this thread …


wtf @OrdinaryPerson … why did you post a thread that no one can find?


Oh well… my singing is terrible so it’s probably for the best that barely anyone heard it.

I start threads im interested in for a day then I forgot about them obviously so I can't find it either

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Apparently no one can find this thread …


wtf @OrdinaryPerson … why did you post a thread that no one can find?


Oh well… my singing is terrible so it’s probably for the best that barely anyone heard it.

I found it!

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sing-a-song-dedicated-to-a-litster.1596958/post-99481370

And I'm not offended you didn't see me a song....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I wanna know about the apples and the organs..

Apple a day keeps the dr away....
So you get to keep your organs of you eat apples??

 

[LupineOne]

Omfg Idris Elba makes my loins chitter

Chitter?
So you’re the alien from “Species”.
It all makes sense now.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh, now this takes consideration...

Fuck that ....

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

I'm taking Jason Momoa and Matthew McConaughohay.... All the way to the chapel!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I need to go there

You can sit with me

 

[dawn_of_night]

I didn't even know that existed.

Last two or three Thanksgivings I think???
Love it. Literally my favorite cracker barrel food....
And honestly is one of my least favorite restaurants

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Plus her… dear fucking god. Yes. Omfg yes. I think I just came.

Definitely Calisto over Gabrielle

I want to go to there

Just saw it

https://media1.tenor.com/m/S2xgjcFe1J0AAAAC/happy-crying-happy.gif

Nominated for looking up Salma Hayek bikini pics and not sharing them here!

Good news ladies, say goodbye to your manual boob massaging problems.

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As if any man here wouldn’t be tripping over himself to massage them for free?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/11oOM9aQ26zB

OK, so I do understand now how it seems like I was eating cereal, but that was just me walking on gravel while I was walking my dog