Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Apparently no one can find this thread …


wtf @OrdinaryPerson … why did you post a thread that no one can find?


Oh well… my singing is terrible so it’s probably for the best that barely anyone heard it.

I found it!

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sing-a-song-dedicated-to-a-litster.1596958/post-99481370

And I'm not offended you didn't see me a song....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I wanna know about the apples and the organs..

Apple a day keeps the dr away....
So you get to keep your organs of you eat apples??

 

[LupineOne]

Omfg Idris Elba makes my loins chitter

Chitter?
So you’re the alien from “Species”.
It all makes sense now.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh, now this takes consideration...

Fuck that ....

If you could have a 3some with any 2 celebrities (any kind of famous people)… who would you pick and why?

I'm taking Jason Momoa and Matthew McConaughohay.... All the way to the chapel!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I need to go there

You can sit with me

 

[dawn_of_night]

I didn't even know that existed.

Last two or three Thanksgivings I think???
Love it. Literally my favorite cracker barrel food....
And honestly is one of my least favorite restaurants

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Plus her… dear fucking god. Yes. Omfg yes. I think I just came.

Definitely Calisto over Gabrielle

I want to go to there

Just saw it

https://media1.tenor.com/m/S2xgjcFe1J0AAAAC/happy-crying-happy.gif

Nominated for looking up Salma Hayek bikini pics and not sharing them here!

Good news ladies, say goodbye to your manual boob massaging problems.

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As if any man here wouldn’t be tripping over himself to massage them for free?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/11oOM9aQ26zB

OK, so I do understand now how it seems like I was eating cereal, but that was just me walking on gravel while I was walking my dog

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/11oOM9aQ26zB

Also, I do tend to talk fast in little groups, so I have pauses and then fast and then pauses and then fast

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Jollibee has the best fried chicken

I can’t get over their spaghetti and sliced hot dog in a little cardboard container

Henry Cavill and…is cloning a thing? I’d wear the fuck out of 2 Henry Cavills. If not, a Henry Cavill and a Jason Momoa.

Fuck that ....

I'm taking Jason Momoa and Matthew McConaughohay.... All the way to the chapel!

#SorryNotSorry, I called him first!
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[crazychemgirl]

I can’t get over their spaghetti and sliced hot dog in a little cardboard container




#SorryNotSorry, I called him first!
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I still need to try that sliced hotdog in the air fryer thing

 

[dawn_of_night]

I can’t get over their spaghetti and sliced hot dog in a little cardboard container




#SorryNotSorry, I called him first!
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Oooh .. THATS why your angry at me....
That's twice in like 24 hours kitty.... Are we still Franz???

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oooh .. THATS why your angry at me....
That's twice in like 24 hours kitty.... Are we still Franz???

LOL I don’t even remember what the other one was, but I’m guessing food?

 

[dawn_of_night]

LOL I don’t even remember what the other one was, but I’m guessing food?

Yea. Fried turkey?
Or stuffing??
It to be fair....
I said stovetop because we use it for stiffed mushrooms....
It's not even a thanksgiving dish for us really

 

[UnquietDreams]

I wanna know about the apples and the organs..

Not everything can be answered by "horses for courses," a phrase which I have started using in conversations and for which I completely blame you.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yea. Fried turkey?
Or stuffing??
It to be fair....
I said stovetop because we use it for stiffed mushrooms....
It's not even a thanksgiving dish for us really

Ah…probably the mushrooms!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also, I do tend to talk fast in little groups, so I have pauses and then fast and then pauses and then fast

To avoid incoming sniper fire?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I still need to try that sliced hotdog in the air fryer thing

I've done it several times. Delicious with good mustard and sauerkraut.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've done it several times. Delicious with good mustard and sauerkraut.

Yeah I need to try it.

I thought it was you that did it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

To avoid incoming sniper fire?

Why am I avoiding sniper fire?

do you people want me dead?


Am I on a hit list?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Bbl87 do you have a measurement website?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why am I avoiding sniper fire?

do you people want me dead?


Am I on a hit list?

It's either that or you are varing you steps to avoid summoning a sandworm. That's a problem in Canada, isn't it?

 

[Bbl87]

@Bbl87 do you have a measurement website?

I have been summoned, but I know not what for.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have been summoned, but I know not what for.

Bro.
@crazychemgirl wants a measurement "website"

 

[Bbl87]

Bro.
@crazychemgirl wants a measurement "website"

What are we measuring?

I saw she mentioned a sniper, I have a whole app for rangefinding and calculating bullet drop at distance. But I don't think that's what she was talking about...